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Fuck me. Come on and just fuck me!
All I have in this world Is my balls and my word
Are you crazy?
That's just not possible. The machine don't make mistakes.
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE MAN!
Ya boy Told you to tell her
I don't know what I'm supposed to do today, but...
Keep up bad work
I'd kill a communist for fun But for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
Don't tell me what to do! I'll tell you!
What, this? It's nothing.
What I did for you in Freedom Town, what was that?
NAKD APES NO MORE DISHWASHING HODL
Yeah? Okay.
I have to hand it to you, Mr. Sosa.
ai want suki my coki nau
bought a $12 million villa on Lake Lucerne in Switzerland.
Oh damn fool I suppose i'll have to tend to his wounds... After I run him over.
So close, man. Come on.
I think he's a fucking peasant
when I don't come up with the first $5 million?
dont fuck my spreadsheets, Tony...
You die, motherfucker!
No? Frank was better?
We’ll return the favour for you, in spades.
I never trusted him.
Okay. Listen, boss, I'll try again.
Hey chris Shutthefuckup will ya
Your Son Has Made it Mama And Here’s My FIS Slalom Skis to Prove It
Say Aloe To My Little Friend
You can't stand for another man to be touching me.
Tucson, all down that way.
For what?
Fuck that! I don't need that shit in my life!
How do I know you guys are cops? What's that say, asshole?
- Christ, thank you. - Get off my foot.
- I worked with him in Tucson. - No kidding?
How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?
You need people like me.
You gotta get some fun out of life.
She like me
You want a custom made children’s bow Ernie?
Whoever says you was one?
This is Paradise
Bullet-proof this, okay?
I always tell the truth even when I cap
low-key, quiet.
Don't he know we could've got any space cadet to hit Rebenga cheaper?
I want to call my lawyer. Lot of good he'll do.
You're right. Maybe you should talk to Frank.
Mind your own business.
- $50! - Then why didn't you?
I don't want to see them embarrassed.
I said, She's a tiger. She belongs to me.
No big deal
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT IT’S A CADILLAC
You know our little trip we've been planning to New York?
We still gotta take that shit to Florida, mang!
“El Gordo” really?
Truth be told ….
It makes me sleep good at night. That's what counts
You've been making moves on your own?
that gives orders is balls. You got that?
Wanna play rough Adolf Hitler’s?!?! Ok! Say hello to my little friend Adolf Hitler!
Hello. This is Marta.
you ok?
I got stockholders I got to be responsible for.
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Where'd you get the beauty scar tough guy , eating tacos?
Forget about 13.5
You calling me a liar Frank?
I've never fucked anybody over who didn't have it coming.
Will you do something?
trumps tarrifs on the market
What you talking about? That's a Cadillac.
I go low, you go high I know the game
It's no big deal.
What is wrong with this guy? He kidding me or what?
Or Mitchelle!
I didn't come to england To break my fucking back.
NOW THE PRESIDENT HAS GOT SECURITY UP THE ASS
Remember I told you when you started...
This bloke and junior hashing it out
Last chance, pendejo!
You wanna work 8, 10 fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing!
With Seidelbaum?
- That all? - Machine-gun turrets are extra.
I got the chocolate And I got the whiskey
I don't break them for no one, you understand?
and everything in it.
something big next month.
with the right woman there’s no stopping me... i can go right to the top
Manny Ribera.
Mel. Do something, will you?
He’s political
When she knows you want the box
- No, Tony. Please. - You need this.
You wanna play rough?
Me watching trump After living through 8 years of obama's award winning "PEACE" efforts.
Don't underestimate...
What time? 3:00 sharp.
Close the shop Mayne
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We should talk to this Jewish guy, Seidelbaum, okay?
Fuck you.
What are you doing? Shut up!
- There's no place else to go. - Fuck you, man! Fuck you!
Well, your guy, Alberto, he's a piece of shit.
Let her go.
You'll Know Me Once You Do Business With Me And Stop F Around
So, here's to old friends and to new friends.
My guys got families. They're legitimate cops.
Baltimore
I’m bored.
my boss will stick your heads up your asses...
Rory so polluted
I don't fuck around with the help
Sunday 10/23 Philles
Come on! I take your fucking bullet!
No, but you wouldn't listen! You stupid f***! Look at you now.
I dont like Peruvians
Gin is fine. Want some? Two gins.
.
I lost my appetite
You don't like it?
I knew he was a traitor. You can’t trust anyone in this town!
- Fuck you. - Fuck you.
Just remember...
Who else knew about Rebenga? Omar?
He put Vito Duval and Nello and Gino Ramos away for life.
All right? He cares about you.
How do I know you're the last cop I'm gonna have to grease?
Gonna drive him to school in the mornings?
We got an hour. You hungry?
Shut the fuck up, okay?
How'd you like that?
What is your problem, baby?
Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
You may have to pay some back taxes, a big fine...
He needs a little help.
This is Ariel Bleyer...
- I gotta go. - Why do you have to hurt everything?
But you get a guy like that on your side...
If they suffer, they'll make you suffer.
Only I like you better.
This is paradise.
149989 2S
Already in my Fk’em Era!! Fuuuuuuk Pete and all these other clowns.. Next
Snorting?
I'll fly the cash myself to the Bahamas.
Make a move
- You won't do it. - Watch this.
- Maybe. I'll check it out, okay? - You check it out.
Thank you. You're welcome.
That's on a monthly basis, same thing every month.
What about Gomez?
I never trusted him
Trudy
Hey, Frank. You a piece a chit…
You got nothing to do with your life.
C
You know why?
Bitch! Lesbian!
north yunderyup isn't north yellatyou or north hiddennofind or north jasminninyup or northlosteryup or north upbringingup or north zorkeryup or north smackering or north spackfillingyup.
So long Liz. Have a good trip.
No, you never did nothing to nobody.
You want me to believe...
Ortega
Shut your mouth.
That’s ok No big deal
It's nothing. It went right through me.
here and now?
I'll see you. Take care. You, too.
Like what?
Who you think you fucking with? I'm Dan Fucking Larson
I'm an organizer now.
- One time, $1,000 you gave her. - Was a guy with her?
No? Chan was better?
Come on. Look at your face. It's all dirty.
Cuando llego a la notaría a firmar...
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There's nothing you can do to me That JM hasn't already done.
And a little mustache ride doesn’t hurt nobody.
Hotel management: I think Joe and Clemente are fucking peasants
- What do you do? - Don't worry.
You fucking maricón!
- The jails are like hotels. - You kidding me or what?
Washing money? The fucking country was built on washed money.
Mama is still working in the factory...
I told you to tell em you was In a sanitarium, not "sanitation"
Legsbians
Pure coke. Hotel in Miami Beach. I want you to go over there.
BITCH! LESBIAN!
- What? - This Seidelbaum thing.
ME
I'll go now. Take care.
That sounds like fun to me, Frank.
It's none of your business.
Fuck you!
You wanna go to a nice restaurant with me? You hungry?
There's other Albertos. We'll do it next month.
I would like to discuss something...