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‐ Archer, Cyril is tactical lead.
You ring.
[classical music continues]
He's going to try to steal this statue of weeping Orpheus.
The point is, our cover story is that
I'd dig up Ayn Rand and stick a pen in her hand.
I didn't raise a shrinking violet
[groans] God, we get it, phone.
or for short, BWSTMD.
And what a better way to celebrate my return
♪ You're thinking like a fool ♪
♪ ♪
because you are totally incapable
‐ Ugh, the incompetence!
‐ He's always like that. ‐ That's pretty much him.
‐ Yes, keep staring. It might reappear.
‐ I literally did not have any, you asshole!
‐ Well, then still don't.
[computer bleeping]
‐ And there it is.
‐ Archer!
‐ Thanks, Archer. I'm sure it took a lot
Look, I‐‐I'll try and fit in,
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
‐ Sterling, I expect to see you at work today.
That's the same thing.
‐ I wanted whiskey.
[main title theme]
‐ So she's here to wander around
I'm sure we can‐‐ ‐ [laughs]
Wh‐‐what is it, best agent in the world gets to talk day
I guess I don't know what I'm proposing, except...
experimentation, I'm down to clown.
He will shoot his way out if he has to.
[engine revving, tires screech]
‐ Yes! But I was raised in the States.