Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I asked a bunch of other people to come,

No, it's fine. It's fine.

We had sex pretty recently.

Do you have a condom?

I've thought about screenwriting.

I... I'm sorry.

What? But I was next in line.

Would you like to initiate the domino effect?

I kind of want to do this, but...

I'll hit you back at some point.

That's my buddy Benjamin.

Yeah, around that.

but in the package, it was my penis,

Aren't you the one making your boss come

I didn't know she was married.

All right, you got these, right?

[laughing] That was hilarious.

[dramatic tones]

So what happened to you last night?

Um, who's that guy that's at the beach?

- Oh, no. - Yeah.

I met her on a very exclusive dating website.

I kind of feel like you got to give that to me.

The infected! They're closing in!

I don't have time for this shit.

Yeah, I'll have one of those too.

Welcome to Shakespeare's trailer.

Do you have any specials?

It's like, it's not to be taken lightly.

Mark's flying out to LA tonight,

Man, that's ratch.

But in this movie, I don't have a car.

I always smoke it before I have sex.

It's kind of meaningless.

Oh, all right, cool. That sounds good.

Pfft! Look at this view!

Look, I mean, what you did was ugly.

Just a human dildo