Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to promise me that you'll, uh...
that the chair squeaks.
Oh, nobody really cares about my trip, huh?
That's right. What are they gonna do, put you in jail?
"Teach a man to fish--"
Now, we go check to see how your stock's doing. Okay.
charts and graphs here? Yeah.
Land of the rising sun.
that he likes that one candy?
my back rent, and if they paid me the rest in $1 bills,
Well, that's not fair.
That is a Hello Kitty backpack, Silly!
Ricardo will have the fridge up and running in no time.
And that's, uh--
Half the credit card companies
I can't. Take it.
Trust me, Japan is even more exotic.
of a massive sum of cash.
Yeah, but all my friends give me bad advice--
[CHAIR SQUEAKS]
Do you have the previous draft of this?
Stock market?
What was the name?
the kind of person who shakes her stuff.
Sh. A chair can squeak for a number of reasons.
Ow!
That's a real sword.
Yeah. Something like that.
Can't you just put oil on it, or something?
What? Hang on for one second, would you?
Come in.
BETH: Bye-bye, Joe.
Doesn't he wonder how the candy got there?
I really don't like to have knives or guns or...
Dave is not my sugar daddy.
What's that?
Well, dude, let me be the first
Well, why are you giving tips to her?
a secondhand suit, and $100 worth of savings bonds.
I did bring you a little present though.
can be a cruel mistress.
Thirteen?
Oh, hi, guys. Hi.