Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But that's not how I wanna make my money anymore.

Your sex looks. You know, that look you give him

Modeled after the one made by the, uh...

Plus, he still gave you the 500

Do you think you could translate for those of us

You should-- You should get Joe to fix that.

No! Wrong! No! I do not give stock advice,

BILL: What is this?

No, no, no, no. That won't be necessary.

that earned the Donner party their place in history.

I'd be talking to your torso right now.

I gotta make a phone call.

but you know, on principle.

My chair does not have a gender.

I feel like I'm watching a National Geographic special.

Oh, very, very real.

I'm sure they probably have a Japanese way of saying voilà,

Bingo! That's it.

And I think that stapler is on its last legs as well.

Oh, it feels so good! It feels so good.

But just be careful, all right?

I get in, I make the bread, and boom!

Ohayo "gatsumatsu."

I don't mind losing the money,

than you can possibly imagine, Vader.

All right. One second.

I know, our stock's in the toilet. What's the next step?

Sorry, Bill. No stock tips.

Ah, the black ship Matthew,

in the little log-shaped thing.

Well, it's all gone now.

Oh. I don't know.

You know, in Japan they call coffee kohi.

doing stupid stuff with a fake laugh track.