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I'm back from Japan.
Well, what are you letting me wave this thing around for?
Yeah. Joe was asking about it--
All right. I am ordering you a new chair.
I'd have enough left over to roll around in naked.
Oh, my, you would of-- You would have loved it.
Now, I-- I'm sorry, where was I?
Actually, I think it's pronounced sumimasen,
Hey, you know, in Japan you're allowed to eat seaweed.
Seriously. Just go up to him and give him
That's actually how they say hello in Japan.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, hold, hold on!
I shall become more powerful
Yay!
Okay, what do we do now?
JIMMY: You're gonna love this!
Yeah, right now.
Oh, excuse me.
No. Come on, I'm serious here, Beth.
of various cultures.
This is a real sword?
Seriously. You can have every bit of money
so that you guys wouldn't think I was...weird.
into a little company called--
Have you ever lost something very dear to you?
I almost forgot you had presents.
without all those people running around
and we'll leave it at that.
I took all the stock tips you gave me, and...
DAVE: Yes?
Oh, hey, Bill's a grownup.
It's $2000. He gave me--
[DEEP SOUTH ACCENT] and ask your sugar daddy.
[MAKES SWOOSHING NOISE]
Yeah, I know, Matthew. It's called Chinese food.
Mmm, bup.
[SNIFFS]
Wow. I-I am sorry to interrupt.
All I did was sell someone something
That's okay. But I think we've all seen you shake
I'm sorry, he gave me $500 a tip,
Mr. James, why won't you share your knowledge with me?
These are like, um,