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Goddamn it, I made it. I'm very happy to be here.
- to provide picks and the scientific precision...
Hey, hold on a second.
I think Ellie's got the same bow on today.
I'm gonna give you my sixth pick in the draft, okay?
Nice and slow.
Taco, thank you.
How do they even tell the dog has Down syndrome?
Right off the bottom of the root.
- All right. - I figured, you know...
Okay.
- You really stepped up. - Holy cow.
We swap first-round picks.
- No. - No. Not weed.
Taco, we've been friends for 15 years.
Matthew. Hey.
Shit.
- Keyshawn. - Who wants to tell him about Keyshawn?
Not gonna do your mind game. Take it back, bring it on Saturday.
Can we just wait for a second?
- I'm walking back. - Good enough.
- Grab one. - There.
- We had a deal. This is my jersey. - No.
...because this is how a single man in the city lives.
Why are you going upstairs?
We should have sex more often, because someone...
Here we go. One, two, three.
Ever think about that? I'm ready to go. You ready?
Yay, Taco.
It's a charity event for dogs with Down syndrome.
A man with a 65-inch LED TV...
No.
Catch you on the rebound, frumpkins.
I never told him. How do you tell someone that?
...but he's gonna go balls-deep in them.
Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Paging To Catch a Predator.
...when I thought I might wanna leave my job?
I don't know. He's probably on his way.
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