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Why are you going upstairs?
Paging To Catch a Predator.
- to provide picks and the scientific precision...
Yay, Taco.
Nice and slow.
Here we go. One, two, three.
- We had a deal. This is my jersey. - No.
I'm gonna give you my sixth pick in the draft, okay?
No.
Can we just wait for a second?
We should have sex more often, because someone...
...because this is how a single man in the city lives.
...but he's gonna go balls-deep in them.
A man with a 65-inch LED TV...
Matthew. Hey.
I never told him. How do you tell someone that?
- Keyshawn. - Who wants to tell him about Keyshawn?
Taco, we've been friends for 15 years.
How do they even tell the dog has Down syndrome?
Welcome to Chez Andre.
Hey, hold on a second.
I think Ellie's got the same bow on today.
- Grab one. - There.
...when I thought I might wanna leave my job?
Okay.
Taco, thank you.
Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- You really stepped up. - Holy cow.
- No. - No. Not weed.
Ever think about that? I'm ready to go. You ready?
We swap first-round picks.
Right off the bottom of the root.
Catch you on the rebound, frumpkins.
Goddamn it, I made it. I'm very happy to be here.
- I'm walking back. - Good enough.
Not gonna do your mind game. Take it back, bring it on Saturday.
I don't know. He's probably on his way.
It's a charity event for dogs with Down syndrome.
- All right. - I figured, you know...
Shit.