Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is this? Art?
Be a love and go fetch it for me.
- A flush. - Are you in the bathroom?
It's not gonna happen, okay? It's first-round pick.
Yes, it's college football right now. But next week, it will be NFL.
And it will be pure Fantasy Football nirvana.
Brilliant. That's Theresa too, with my dry cleaning.
When you've got the sixth pick in the draft, you don't have choices.
- Congrats. - How long have you been trying?
What's that? What's that?
Respect the sidebar, sir. Thank you.
The kid with your number is your kid.
Know what you should do?
Know what, I'll hit you guys up on Facebook.
Whore.
Redux, by the way. With some new and improved elements.
- Kevin. - Ready for this thing?
I love you guys. You're the best.
Just go to one.
This is nice.
Look, good things happen when you do.
Maybe you should just hang onto it. I don't think I'm gonna play.
- You're not gonna tempt me into... - I'm gonna drive away.
We're not drinking. Just doing this.
He's a Fantasy Football genius, okay?
Mm-hm.
Listen, all I wanna say to you is this, I gotta do two of these cases a year.
"Darren Sproli."
No Beanie Babies.
Hey, Dr. No. Hey, heads up, man.
It's like CSI. Gotta scoop it up. You pull out, I scoop it up.
I have a mental erection.
Running back. Calgary Stampeders. He's good.
She doesn't have any. Kevin, hook a brother up, man.
- I don't feel like helping you. - You haven't done anything.
It's really good. No, we're actually trying, so I'm not drinking today.
- Guys, guys. - Just to good friends.
- Did you turn this into a League event? - I did.
No, not art.
Joffrey Reynolds.
- Unh. - Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
...that would make Robert Blake cum in his pants.
- And l... Don't cheers. - Cheers.
- What's she, like 9 now? - Nope.
Stop. Just please stop talking.
I guess I'll try to explain
It's not just that you lose. It's that you try so hard, and you still lose.
- Gentlemen, your champion has arrived. - Bam.
- Taco? - Taco, it's your pick.
For the third pick of the draft...