Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Did you turn this into a League event? - I did.
What is this? Art?
What's that? What's that?
"Darren Sproli."
- Unh. - Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Respect the sidebar, sir. Thank you.
This is nice.
- What's she, like 9 now? - Nope.
- Taco? - Taco, it's your pick.
Listen, all I wanna say to you is this, I gotta do two of these cases a year.
Redux, by the way. With some new and improved elements.
It's not just that you lose. It's that you try so hard, and you still lose.
- A flush. - Are you in the bathroom?
- You're not gonna tempt me into... - I'm gonna drive away.
No, not art.
Yes, it's college football right now. But next week, it will be NFL.
It's really good. No, we're actually trying, so I'm not drinking today.
And it will be pure Fantasy Football nirvana.
Know what you should do?
- Congrats. - How long have you been trying?
- Kevin. - Ready for this thing?
...that would make Robert Blake cum in his pants.
I guess I'll try to explain
She doesn't have any. Kevin, hook a brother up, man.
Stop. Just please stop talking.
Maybe you should just hang onto it. I don't think I'm gonna play.
I love you guys. You're the best.
- Guys, guys. - Just to good friends.
No Beanie Babies.
Be a love and go fetch it for me.
When you've got the sixth pick in the draft, you don't have choices.
I have a mental erection.
For the third pick of the draft...
Know what, I'll hit you guys up on Facebook.
Hey, Dr. No. Hey, heads up, man.
- And l... Don't cheers. - Cheers.
- Gentlemen, your champion has arrived. - Bam.
It's like CSI. Gotta scoop it up. You pull out, I scoop it up.
Running back. Calgary Stampeders. He's good.
- I don't feel like helping you. - You haven't done anything.
Joffrey Reynolds.
Look, good things happen when you do.
We're not drinking. Just doing this.
Mm-hm.
Whore.
Just go to one.
Brilliant. That's Theresa too, with my dry cleaning.
He's a Fantasy Football genius, okay?
The kid with your number is your kid.
It's not gonna happen, okay? It's first-round pick.