Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Taco, okay? I need money.

...at the surveillance cameras of all three liquor stores?

How does a woman know that her husband has slow swimmers?

Not sure I appreciate being associated with bathroom time.

Oh, well, they match.

Go inside and be professional, do our jobs.

- Eagle looks cool, right? - Oh, it looks awesome.

- I'm doing the work this year, okay? - Heh, heh, heh.

- Nice and really slow. - I like that.

Either way, let's get moving here.

Down Dog. Is it a yoga benefit?

I'm the commissioner, not the sticker bitch.

- She doesn't look very good. - No, she took a little beating.

...then be given a parade in his honor.

And nine months before that magical day

Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.

What do you wanna do?

Guarantee he throws four picks in the first game.

Same old, same old, you know.

You're going away for five years, and I just lost Adrian Peterson.

Where they finish in the race is where you draft, huh, bitches?

God bless Fantasy Football. There are many things a man can do with his time.

- Get out. - No.

Yeah, you guys got in my head. I shat the bed.

As an attorney, I don't see it that way.

She's all over the place. It's awesome, trust me.

Where you been? You forgot the Shiva at my house.

- That was great. - Okay.

- Bring your own pajamas. - No, I'm not.

First pick, Adrian Peterson.

It's gonna be mine. And I'm gonna get all your sloppy seconds.

- Numb-nuts. - What's up, Kevin?

- I didn't even say it yet. - All right.

- I'm impressed. - Bullshit.

- Tim Brady, mother* * * * * * s. - Congratulations.