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...bout?
- Too soon. - Okay.
Hey Cory, I’m really just sorta talking to these 2 tables
Well, Mom, when I'm gone
You pee in my shower?
Faked my own death, bro.
but then Elliot saw something that made her skin crawl.
Here's the towels you wanted.
The only thing better than going on vacation without our kids
J.D.: Stupid line.
- I can't believe you came. - I know, right?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You are not getting off that easy.
We are in for the Bahamas. Upstairs!
- to have some you and me time. - Okay.
Sold! Finally!
- Yeah. - Goodbye, Lloyd.
I still don't like downstairs.
Damn it! I thought it was a sex toy! Okay, just cover.
she has to stay overnight this weekend?
That's right.
- Really? - No.
Really? You haven't come around yet?
Just got my Bahamas gear on.
The main reason is because you’re a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells You like to kiss your own butt.
I guess your feet will just have to rub themselves!
Carla, where are you?
Maybe that's because you haven't eaten in three days.
- J.D., I'm pooing. - See you at the beach.
Bring 120 bucks and a steak sandwich.
Of course, I'm the only one who wasn't invited.
Oh, my God. Conch fritters. You guys, I will see you later.