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I WAS JUST TRYING ON MY NEW FENCING MASK. OH.
DO YOU HEAR ME, GEORGE? I HEAR YOU, WEEZY, I HEAR YOU.
AND YOU GOT THE JOB, REMEMBER?
GIVE HIM THREE OR FOUR.
WELL, I GOT RICH SO FAST, MY MOUTH AIN'T CAUGHT UP WITH MY MONEY.
WELL, TELL ME, SIMMS, YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING HELP?
NO. NO TIME FOR THAT.
THE LANDLORD CAME FOR THE RENT, AND SHE GAVE HIM A RAT.
MONEY. THEY TALK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
YOU WOULD, HUH? I NEVER FELT SO MUCH LIKE A DUMMY IN ALL MY LIFE.
SINCE THEY HAVEN'T GOT A PHONE.
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
LITTLE?
♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT ♪
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL THAT WAY.
BUT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMETHING BIGGER.
YEAH, AND I HAD TO WALK DOWNTOWN IN ALL THAT SLUSH, LOOKING FOR A JOB.
MRS. JEFFERSON, HOW DO YOU DO?
THEN LET'S PUT A LITTLE FUN BACK IN THERE, GEORGE!
UH, GEORGE?
GEORGE, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM LEAVE?
AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT! BUT, WEEZY, LOOK...
YOU JIVIN'. I'M SO RICH, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE.
THEY ALSO DON'T TALK ABOUT WELFARE, BEING BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED.
UH, ROY, LOOK, I GOT A LITTLE FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.
HARRIS IS THE UPPER CRUST. REAL FANCY.
HOW WE USED TO CALL YOU PORKY 'CAUSE YOU WERE SO CRAZY ABOUT PIG KNUCKLES?
YOU'RE SO HIGH UP, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE MUGGERS.
- OKAY, GEORGE. - WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?
IS IT A CORPORATE PROPRIETORSHIP, OR DO YOU FRANCHISE?
SO I'M CALLING YOU NOW TO TELL YOU THAT I INVITED SOMEONE TO DINNER, OKAY?