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WELL, IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT, YOU INVITE HIM TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT AND ASK HIM!
UNEMPLOYED?
QUIT JOKING, WEEZY. FUN AND MONEY DON'T MIX.
OH, YES, SIR, UNTIL THEY SHOW UP. GOOD. SO AS SOON AS THEY...
- ROY, WAIT. - SORRY, LOUISE.
IT WASN'T FAMILY, GEORGE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
OKAY, GEORGE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS WE'RE HAVING ROAST BEEF.
NO, YOU WON'T.
NO, ROY, DON'T GO INTO LABOR. THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
OH, THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL MISS RIGHTS, LOVELY GIRLS,
THERE SURE IS. HOLD ON THERE, ROY. YOU AIN'T LEAVING.
WELL! ROY AND NATALIE!
NAME IT, PORKY.
RIGHT, BUT, UH, ABOUT THIS FAVOR, ROY,
EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT MIXING WITH THAT DUDE.
I GUESS I TOLD HIM, RIGHT? YEAH.
MAN, I WISHED I WAS ANYWHERE BUT THERE.
THE MAN WHO OWNS THE SUPERMARKETS?
WE AIN'T DRESSED SO GOOD AND...
I GOT TO THINKING, PORKY, OLD BUDDY.
♪ SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
AND YOU JUST TOOK ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT.
THAT'S RIGHT UP ROY'S ALLEY 'CAUSE HE CAN SLEEP ON ANYTHING.
YOU SURE GOT IT MADE.
WELL, YOU JUST SAID ROY IS ONE IN A MILLION.
WELL, IT AIN'T MUSCATEL, BUT IT'LL PASS.
"I'LL HAVE TO SLEEP ON THAT."
YOU TOLD 'EM YOU WAS BLACK, HUH?
I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE GETTING HELP FOR YEARS.
ANY DAY BUT TODAY. I TOLD YOU I ALREADY INVITED COLEMAN HARRIS.
YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN HE LENT YOU THE SHOES OFF HIS FEET...
THAT'S BECAUSE HIS RESTAURANTS GO UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME.