Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to maintain the friendship,

- What girls? What you talking about?

I mean, oh, this girl group clearly has something to say,

you could do a little less.

- Some nights, I lay awake

You lucky. Be happy. Smile.

[crowd chattering] - Get real, Pastor.

- Come on, baby. You're our only hope, okay?

Huh-huh. Uh-oh.

God must have been in a good mood when he made her.

God wanted me to tell y'all

I'ma eat your butt.

- Baby, Westside when we ride.

He look like Donnie McClurkin wearing a Marvin Sapp suit.

but I'm tired and I'm scared.

entitled "Bald Samson."

My BMI is perfect, bitch.

and the generosity displayed here today.

I didn't know whether to comb it or pet it.

I don't like nobody like that lady,

This is mine! Come on, now. This is mine!

- Right in front of me.

- Uh, yeah. - I did the same thing.

she's right there.

- Lady, have you ever heard of a bible?

Put it on! Put it on! Put it on. All the armor.

that I'm personally doubling my donation

and then she can go to jail for the rest of her life.

I just love 'em with their thick stockings

- Mm-hmm. - Talking 'bout, "I'm good."

Don't get fresh, Eunice.

that her mama's going through.

I'm saying ain't nothing wrong with that!

- Tell him. - Keychains.

- And they curly.

What did you think this was? - You thought this was a game?

[crowd murmurs in agreement]

[clears throat]

and ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Let me-- both: No!

- Mm-mm. - You know better than that.

I hope that stress don't make her lose no weight.