Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gather he's coaching again.

<i>♪ Ah! Ascolta, o ciel</i>

If you can forgive Madam Florence her little eccentricities,

Thank you, Colonel. Thank you. Those were kind words.

I got jumped by a bunch of sailors. They were most disrespectful.

Welcome home, darling.

I'm not sure it's an event

Listen to me, Bunny. Listen. Those men out there, they've seen horrors.

I was never laughing at you.

- Oh, thank you very much. - Not at all. Now will you please go on?

But, Cosmé, you have nothing to worry about.

- Bunny, it's the colonel. - Yes.

And, you know, people were fighting for tickets outside.

My recording of the <i>Bell Song</i> with Lily Pons.

Well done, and I very much doubt

- Come along. - Come on.

But you're not putting her forward.

- And you'll come kiss me goodnight? - Of course I will, yes.

You'll be great, Madam Florence.

Ah, Colonel. I hope the house is warming up nicely.

Then let's serve smoked trout,

You've made promises and I'm holding you to them.

- Good evening. - Hello.

My first husband, Dr Frank Thornton Jenkins.

- What should I play? - Well, I really don't mind.

<i>♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!</i>

but I got myself a little apartment in Philly

comes the most terrible spectre of all.

You have an enormous comic talent, Mrs Foster Jenkins.

Thank you for everything.

I've brought some friends. Music lovers.

I'll make sure it doesn't happen again. I don't know how.

<i>♪ With my banjo on my knee</i>

...bower of blooms and Madam Jenkins retired to thunderous applause."

<i>♪ Oh, Susanna! Oh, don't you cry for me...</i>

Oh! I played Carnegie Hall.

from a play I was lucky enough to perform in on several occasions,

She has a magnetism that her followers adore.

you will find her to be a most generous and delightful person.

This is what we live for, isn't it?

I thought you were off score.

- What a find. - St Clair, a delightful evening.

Madam Florence, do you mind if I ask how you met Mr Bayfield?

Something of an alley cat.

<i>These events take all kinds of careful preparation.</i>

<i>♪ Dans les grands mimosas</i>

- She sold out faster than Sinatra. - I don't doubt it.

Madam Florence regrets she is unable to hear any more candidates today.

Shut your eyes.

between Mr and Mrs Levi.

- Thank you. - Now, then.

Now, I must warn you, I work very hard.

The audience, they were applauding.

Down in one. Go!

May I offer you some tea?

- Four dollars, please. - Thank you so much.

One word. Authenticity.

And have you attended one of Madam Florence's concerts before?

And bring McMoon with you. I've been looking for him all morning.

Let us journey back in time to 1850

Well, I know how very grateful she is for your friendship and your support.

- Madam Florence? It's you! - Oh!

only added to the remarkable quality of her voice."

Now, are you sure you should be getting up? You must be so tired.

is a very close personal friend of Arturo Toscanini's?

- Oh, good, good. I'll get on, then. - Goodnight, Mr Bayfield.

- Thank you. - What brings you here?

because I doubt that even Mrs O'Flaherty could slurp a trout.

Mr Bayfield, I am a serious pianist.

Arturo. What a wonderful surprise.

Oh, she spoils me.

I'm very sorry.

And I'm going to give a thousand tickets away to the soldiers,

Soar like a bird.

I realise this is absurd,

Madam Florence... she knows about Kathleen?

- I am so sorry, Mr Bayfield. - Not at all, not at all.

He wasn't always successful. Had to hide the reviews occasionally.

No chives. What next, I wonder!

On behalf of the Marine Corps,

- St Clair, don't be a silly arse. - Yes, don't be a silly arse, St Clair.

I don't want this day to end.

No. <i>Non. Nyet.</i>

It was nice enough, thank you.

Be a sport, darling, and I'll make it up to you.

none of this would have ever happened. It's completely my fault, so...

- Darling, the <i>Fledermaus</i> was thrilling. - You were magnificent.

- She has to go on. - A moment, please, Mr Totten.

And if Earl Wilson turns up from the <i>Post,</i> they politely show him the door.

Thank you, Mr Lipshitz. Thank you very much.

I understand that he needs his... sport.