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[crickets]
This is my family.
- Just fucking show me.
♪ Like a bandit out on the loose ♪
- Stop! No!
- I'm the Livestock Commissioner.
in every direction.
- You have no idea how to parent a child.
That ain't happening for you.
♪ Two witnesses below and up high ♪
I've tried just about everything I can think of.
Glad someone's enjoying it.
- Sleeping in that barrel racer's trailer...
I'm taking him shopping. He's done.
No... If I charge him, I'll bring him in.
You fail.
- It's costing me the only person who ever loved me
to steal anything of substance and keep it, so...
- You got no problem riding them, though, do ya?
- Thank you.
You find a way to be useful.
[moaning]
- Mia, can I talk to you for a minute please?
Give it to me.
- Yeah, you can get a pair of jeans. Not them.
I'm going to get him a pair of boots and a decent jacket.
- I'm not letting him do anything.
- Which one of those wranglers sat with you every day,
♪ You'll see that I got all that you need ♪
You could've chosen me. But you didn't.
- You need to eat.
♪ Even if I wanted to
- Then we drop dipshit off at the Four Sixes.
- The gimp?
♪ Pack o' young boys going howlin' at the moon ♪
of that little son of a bitch.