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They said that the police know that the loot is in a garage in Fulham.
Yeah. Here's my boarding pass. Ken!
Revenge!
Kkkken Cccccoccktail
Here. On the rug.
F- f-f...
If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi.
Was there anyone else present that morning?
So, um, see you soon, I hope.
Assholes!
.
Oscar Wilde.
I'll see you in court.
is based on cruelty?
Oh, and Otto...
i don't believe in jelomsy, it's for the weak
...counting the seconds till the weekend,
Yes, and... are you quite sure it was your brother?
We slept late. You made me breakfast.
- Do you speak Italian? - I am Italian!
You and I have to go move it before the police find it.
Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?
Wait. Wait, Ken! Kenny! K...
I don't know. He rang the bell and I...
- Hello. - Hello.
Then...
Hello, K-K-Ken's P-P-Pets
And put diplomatic plates on it, right?
- Cathcart Towers Hotel? - Cathcart Towers Hotel.
Oh! I'm gonna be late for court.
Thank you for this. I'll treasure it.
Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.
Rev-v-venge!
Quick!
Sir! Airport security. May I see your boarding pass, please?
Bullshit! You're lying!
Ken?
Hey. I've lost my stutter.
- Oh, I really admire your work. - Thank you.
Ca...
Oh, come on! Sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't know. Let's just see what happens.
Oh, yes. The evidence is largely circumstantial.
We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!
It’s fine, it’s ffffffff- it’s fffffff FFFFFFUCK YOU!!!
Archie, we've been burgled.
- I was at the apartment at Murray Road. - Were you by yourself,
- What?! - Er, I'm late for a conference.
One more day, we're together.
...checking houses in the neighborhood.
I'm sorry.
How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
OH YEAH? WELL... IMUSED TO KILL FOR THE CIA
- Otto? - Mm. We just went and saw George.
- Oh, no, they didn't. - Oh, yes, they did.
What do the English usually eat with chips to make them more interesting?
- Friend. - Oh! A four-legged one?
I apologize unreservedly
sexually-repressed football hooligans.
That's so weird, though. Isn't that weird?
- I wanna speak with you. - Will you leave me alone?
He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
Uh, superior. So fucking superior, with those phony accents.
Do shut up, Portia!
I know. I know.
- Got your passport? - Yeah.
Nothing? OK. Well, I'm outta here!
What was the middle thing, about windows?
Well, not Wanda, anyway. I'm going to call her Lunch.
Vladivostok.
and I'm longing to humiliate you. So get in that barrel.
Clear the court! Clear the court! Clear the court!
Shut up!
Your other hand.
- Dollars or pounds? - Pounds, pet.
Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look, I got you this instead.
Sex is very, very difficult for me with somebody that I don't trust completely.
Aisle or window? Smoking or nonsmoking?
Bye, Frank.
- Let's split. - Heathrow, Tuesday.
Yes. And his aunt, Georgina Thomason.
- Chicken Kiev. - Good. Dostoyevsky.
- Let me do it. - No, I'll do it!
Please.
- I'll put one up. - Put the other one up!
Right. I'll have a word with her in the morning.
Flat 3, Kipling Mansions,
Better eat the green one? OK.
It's K-K-Ken c-c-coming to k-k-kill me
Yes. That's my forecast. I'll stand by that.
Hi.
Yeah. Great. No problem.
- Hey... - I give you one thing to do, Otto!
Now, was that smart?!
I've such a headache. Could you pick me up some aspirin?
- You realize he's in court tomorrow? - I know. I know that!
It’s an XK Red 47 technique.
- Uh-huh. - Um...
How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
Je reviens.
They are a bunch of .......a**hole*
you were kneeling on the floor where there was broken glass?
I'm almost full.
Mine. It's a beauty, isn't it?
but isn't it time you faced reality?
You pompous,
Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.
He's pleading not guilty, so you're safe until the trial.
I was, uh, just telling your husband here,
Come on! You're a very attractive man, Ken.
We just wanna keep everyone informed.
I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you.
What … ?
What shall I get you?
You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen...
My name is Otto. It means eight.