Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.
So you do go all the way.
- I'm a magician. - You are?
- Those are dog years. - That doesn't make any sense.
...when they cast their eyes on such favorites as: Ben & Jerry's-looking cow.
- Right? - Yes.
My God, this is more uncomfortable than the goodbye in The Wizard of Oz
Like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks.
Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?
Goodbye, and good luck.
It smells like a cat But I bet there's no cat
So that's what this is all about.
- Fuck you. - Whoa, not the kind of language...
But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...
Joe
...because that's where the evil monkey lives.
My life will never be the same for knowing you.
Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.
But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.
...called a naked tea party.
- How the hell am I supposed to do that? - She's an idiot redneck.
Oh, thanks, Lois. Dylan put this paper bag on my head...