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They took her to be, uh, slightly cold, unapproachable, so they put me in there.

Besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.

- But I don't. - God, I am so sick of this crap.

- Right, champ? - You said it, Dad.

Can't be my pointy teeth because those are all the way up here.

Just a little something I do once a week around here...

So, Dylan, um...

- But that makes her feel useful. - I'm gonna fix him.

No. No, I'm not gonna put myself on the line.

I don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.

One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.

I can't believe I agreed to four costume changes.

Yeah, a weird comment in front of all of us.

I just woke up from a nap, and I feel drafty.

I love magicians.

You know, my son's birthday party is next weekend.

Our relationship will do fine on that basis.

Oh, thanks, man. That launched my career.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

- It's Wednesday. - Up yours.

I have a pet hedgehog named Zippy...

And I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

- Knock on wood, knock on wood. - Look, Brian, there's a difference...

I'm gonna make you into a better person, starting first thing tomorrow.

- Goodbye, Tin Man. - Goodbye, Dorothy.

- Hi, Dylan. - All this stuff in here is mine now.

We just want the old you back. That's all.

If I had a gun, I would kill you all.