Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here. "
I wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.
Well, this was a lot of effort for nothing.
Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.
That kid's a sociopath.
...and I shall walk her to town.
Extra, extra, read all about it. Ice cream for Dylan tonight.
Oh, don't worry. One day, you'll find your soul mate.
April 1, 2008 Jingle Bells Tune on LG flip phone at school. April Fools 2008!
Crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art.
...I want Dylan exposed to. Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.
Dude, that is an amazing story.
He's terrorizing the whole family.
Well, that's it.
Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?
- Oh, thank... Wait, what? - Paul, my boyfriend.
I don't know why, but I've always found magic very sexy.
Well, thank God I'm full of Play-Doh.
You know, I guess a dad couldn't ask for more than that.
To counterbalance Jodie Foster.
- Saw me in half. - I am still shaky on some of this stuff.
You must have been high. Hey, you can’t prove that.
Get his mother to take him back.
Oh I don’t even wanna think about it
No, he's dead, he's dead. Just like the Pink Panther.
...then stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.
Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.
hawk tiah
I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing...
...with the one bit of flesh and blood that I have on this earth.
Well, here goes.
...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend...
Oh, you said it, friend.