Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does he ever take his flippers off?

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

I have a belly button.

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

See you in three hours.

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

Hey, you guys. How are you?

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

...with her green skin...

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

do you swear? I schwear

You wear a diaper?

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

God, tony, shut up!

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

Crypto went down three points

That's a capertillar.

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

the god damn blues

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

His teeth were made of wool

Go take a walk, pal.

Let's see your Bison!

Let's do it, Rangers.

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

I’m too nervous too eat!

That's a shitload of piss.

God, Kyle, shut up!

Look at this guy.

You bring him down slow.

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

Mikey, a pleasure.

When the dozers done the tracks

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

I read an article that said...

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

Thank you, Julian.

Depodesta is just always around!

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

Remember when we went to the pet store...

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

RASHAD IS LIKE...

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

Good night, Scuba Steve.

He has a five year plan

i had to waste a good joke on you

I could be in the scuba squad

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

I dont even like that song

Shut up, Tommy!

his name's frankentard

The hibbidy dibbidy

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

I'm too hungry to sleep.

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

Louis Per F2C Audit

Like I’m not trying?

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

lamb and tuna fish

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

he fights like a girl.

It's not dumb. It's nice.

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

Still right here!

Nice alumni volunteering

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

Every time it's different cards.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

This will be Olivia soon!

Sausage...McMuffin...

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

Next time, kill me.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

...or break my legs skiing.

Looking won't pay the rent.

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

I showed him that.

It’s not his fault he can’t read

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

They're not scrawny They’re nice

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

We got a free agent out here!

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

What..? Come on.

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

Don't say anything.

Penis shrimp roll

Yeah, that's correct.

Those boots are the best.

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Layla? I like your song.

Oh, yeah, he is.

I've had some smelly ones before.