Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Louis Per F2C Audit

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

I dont even like that song

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

do you swear? I schwear

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

...with her green skin...

Nice alumni volunteering

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

That's a capertillar.

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

We got a free agent out here!

You bring him down slow.

His teeth were made of wool

I've had some smelly ones before.

Still right here!

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

It’s not his fault he can’t read

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

I have a belly button.

Penis shrimp roll

Hey, you guys. How are you?

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

I’m too nervous too eat!

Every time it's different cards.

Let's do it, Rangers.

It's not dumb. It's nice.

You wear a diaper?

Thank you, Julian.

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

That's a shitload of piss.

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

He has a five year plan

I showed him that.

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

Oh, yeah, he is.

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

I could be in the scuba squad

lamb and tuna fish

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

Depodesta is just always around!

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

his name's frankentard

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

When the dozers done the tracks

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

Sausage...McMuffin...

God, tony, shut up!

Mikey, a pleasure.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

Go take a walk, pal.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

he fights like a girl.

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

Looking won't pay the rent.

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

Look at this guy.

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

Shut up, Tommy!

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

Remember when we went to the pet store...

God, Kyle, shut up!

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

Next time, kill me.

Like I’m not trying?

They're not scrawny They’re nice

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

Crypto went down three points

Don't say anything.

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

This will be Olivia soon!

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

Good night, Scuba Steve.

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

Does he ever take his flippers off?

RASHAD IS LIKE...

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

...or break my legs skiing.

Layla? I like your song.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

the god damn blues

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

I read an article that said...

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

Those boots are the best.

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

Let's see your Bison!

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

i had to waste a good joke on you

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

The hibbidy dibbidy

What..? Come on.

Yeah, that's correct.

See you in three hours.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.