Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

I read an article that said...

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

Remember when we went to the pet store...

This will be Olivia soon!

Looking won't pay the rent.

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

Does he ever take his flippers off?

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

God, tony, shut up!

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

God, Kyle, shut up!

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

I’m too nervous too eat!

That's a capertillar.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

You bring him down slow.

They're not scrawny They’re nice

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

he fights like a girl.

The hibbidy dibbidy

It’s not his fault he can’t read

the god damn blues

do you swear? I schwear

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

Let's do it, Rangers.

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

his name's frankentard

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

What..? Come on.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

Layla? I like your song.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

Those boots are the best.

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

He has a five year plan

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

...or break my legs skiing.

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

Louis Per F2C Audit

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

I could be in the scuba squad

Next time, kill me.

RASHAD IS LIKE...

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

Nice alumni volunteering

Oh, yeah, he is.

Don't say anything.

Still right here!

Depodesta is just always around!

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

I have a belly button.

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

Go take a walk, pal.

Like I’m not trying?

It's not dumb. It's nice.

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

Crypto went down three points

Shut up, Tommy!

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

Let's see your Bison!

Look at this guy.

lamb and tuna fish

Thank you, Julian.

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

Good night, Scuba Steve.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

I showed him that.

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

We got a free agent out here!

You wear a diaper?

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

See you in three hours.

Sausage...McMuffin...

His teeth were made of wool

i had to waste a good joke on you

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

Every time it's different cards.

Mikey, a pleasure.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

I've had some smelly ones before.

...with her green skin...

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

Yeah, that's correct.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

I dont even like that song

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

Hey, you guys. How are you?

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

When the dozers done the tracks

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

That's a shitload of piss.

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

Penis shrimp roll

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era