Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

Penis shrimp roll

Remember when we went to the pet store...

lamb and tuna fish

Depodesta is just always around!

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

The hibbidy dibbidy

Mikey, a pleasure.

Looking won't pay the rent.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

i had to waste a good joke on you

I could be in the scuba squad

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

It's not dumb. It's nice.

Every time it's different cards.

his name's frankentard

Yeah, that's correct.

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

God, Kyle, shut up!

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

RASHAD IS LIKE...

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

I showed him that.

Those boots are the best.

We got a free agent out here!

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

Next time, kill me.

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

Does he ever take his flippers off?

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

His teeth were made of wool

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

he fights like a girl.

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

I read an article that said...

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

Look at this guy.

the god damn blues

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

Still right here!

Crypto went down three points

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

Oh, yeah, he is.

Good night, Scuba Steve.

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

Go take a walk, pal.

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

Like I’m not trying?

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Thank you, Julian.

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

When the dozers done the tracks

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Let's see your Bison!

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

I've had some smelly ones before.

Sausage...McMuffin...

That's a shitload of piss.

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

This will be Olivia soon!

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

He has a five year plan

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

I dont even like that song

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

See you in three hours.

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

Hey, you guys. How are you?

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

...with her green skin...

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

What..? Come on.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

Shut up, Tommy!

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

...or break my legs skiing.

Layla? I like your song.

That's a capertillar.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

You bring him down slow.

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

Let's do it, Rangers.

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

I have a belly button.

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

Don't say anything.

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

Louis Per F2C Audit

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

I’m too nervous too eat!

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

It’s not his fault he can’t read

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

They're not scrawny They’re nice

You wear a diaper?

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

Nice alumni volunteering

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

do you swear? I schwear

God, tony, shut up!

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.