Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

i had to waste a good joke on you

Still right here!

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

Penis shrimp roll

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

Sausage...McMuffin...

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

God, Kyle, shut up!

It’s not his fault he can’t read

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

Looking won't pay the rent.

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

That's a capertillar.

I've had some smelly ones before.

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

He has a five year plan

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

I showed him that.

Remember when we went to the pet store...

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

See you in three hours.

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

the god damn blues

You wear a diaper?

Oh, yeah, he is.

Those boots are the best.

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

Go take a walk, pal.

We got a free agent out here!

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

RASHAD IS LIKE...

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

his name's frankentard

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

The hibbidy dibbidy

lamb and tuna fish

It's not dumb. It's nice.

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

Nice alumni volunteering

When the dozers done the tracks

Layla? I like your song.

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

he fights like a girl.

Mikey, a pleasure.

Hey, you guys. How are you?

This will be Olivia soon!

Crypto went down three points

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

Depodesta is just always around!

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

That's a shitload of piss.

Let's see your Bison!

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

Look at this guy.

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

They're not scrawny They’re nice

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

I read an article that said...

God, tony, shut up!

...with her green skin...

Yeah, that's correct.

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

Let's do it, Rangers.

Does he ever take his flippers off?

His teeth were made of wool

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

...or break my legs skiing.

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

I could be in the scuba squad

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

You bring him down slow.

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

Next time, kill me.

Louis Per F2C Audit

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

do you swear? I schwear

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

I have a belly button.

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

I’m too nervous too eat!

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

Don't say anything.

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

Good night, Scuba Steve.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

Every time it's different cards.

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

Like I’m not trying?

I dont even like that song

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

Thank you, Julian.

Shut up, Tommy!

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

What..? Come on.

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.