Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

I dont even like that song

Hey, you guys. How are you?

Remember when we went to the pet store...

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

I have a belly button.

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

RASHAD IS LIKE...

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

Louis Per F2C Audit

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

I’m too nervous too eat!

That's a capertillar.

Let's do it, Rangers.

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

Shut up, Tommy!

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

What..? Come on.

God, Kyle, shut up!

Yeah, that's correct.

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

do you swear? I schwear

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

You wear a diaper?

They're not scrawny They’re nice

I could be in the scuba squad

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

His teeth were made of wool

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

his name's frankentard

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

Every time it's different cards.

Good night, Scuba Steve.

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

Thank you, Julian.

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

It's not dumb. It's nice.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

Depodesta is just always around!

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

i had to waste a good joke on you

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

When the dozers done the tracks

Next time, kill me.

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Don't say anything.

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

The hibbidy dibbidy

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

See you in three hours.

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

Go take a walk, pal.

I showed him that.

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

Those boots are the best.

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

I'm too hungry to sleep.

We got a free agent out here!

That's a shitload of piss.

Oh, yeah, he is.

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

Does he ever take his flippers off?

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

I've had some smelly ones before.

Nice alumni volunteering

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

Penis shrimp roll

lamb and tuna fish

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

It’s not his fault he can’t read

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

Looking won't pay the rent.

...or break my legs skiing.

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

Sausage...McMuffin...

Crypto went down three points

Layla? I like your song.

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

he fights like a girl.

Mikey, a pleasure.

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

Look at this guy.

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

...with her green skin...

God, tony, shut up!

Still right here!

Like I’m not trying?

This will be Olivia soon!

the god damn blues

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

He has a five year plan

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

Let's see your Bison!

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

You bring him down slow.

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

I read an article that said...