Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're mad at your life, not at me, I forgive you!

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your rats are acting up when you step to they face what they

You wear a diaper?

Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems.

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

God, Kyle, shut up!

SHUT UP NICHOLAS!

Like I’m not trying?

The good news is you're not smelling like a foot anymore.

Sorry. I mix up D and L.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

Go take a walk, pal.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...

And You Wanted That Cat, But I Reminded You About Feeding It..

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

Oh, yeah, he is.

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

When the dozers done the tracks

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

HUSBAND: that’s what you want to wear? Me:

Let's see your Bison!

Looking won't pay the rent.

I LOVE YOU TOO SIR

When someone asks me about Biden’s 4 year plan...

Does he ever take his flippers off?

Hey, you guys. How are you?

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

Mikey, a pleasure.

Tommy knew a clerk, so they fast-tracked the hearing. It's Tuesday.

For everybody else it was the disco era For me it was more the uh, doing mushrooms era

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

It's not dumb. It's nice.

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

Penis shrimp roll

...it turned out they weren't carrots, they were peanuts.

You’re mad at Perez, not at me! I forgive you!

She's gonna be a big part of your life.

i had to waste a good joke on you

And Shrek And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

It’s not his fault he can’t read

Me reacting to the Matty Healy and Taylor dating gossip

Before You Came Here, Do You Remember The Last Thing Your Shark Said To You?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Dine In Hell You Already Know

Look at this guy.

he fights like a girl.

When Gary says, "Last time I promise" mmhhm

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

Good night, Scuba Steve.

Save it, Mr. Koufax.

Don't Nobody Talk To Me Like That Specially Your Bitch Hole Like You Hi-ya Ouch.

If Jeff can Birdie 18… Why can’t the heat win game 7?

That's a capertillar.

Remember when we went to the pet store...

Yeah, that's correct.

You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.

I dont even like that song

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

And for the record, how did the playoffs fare for you last year?

Every time it's different cards.

Sausage...McMuffin...

Thank you, Julian.

RASHAD IS LIKE...

You get an Instax Mini 8 and you get an Instax Mini 8 Everyone gets an Instax Mini 8

If you don’t like McGriddles you can get the hell out

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

They're not scrawny They’re nice

The hibbidy dibbidy

What Kind Of Story Is This We’re Just Kids

Depodesta is just always around!

the god damn blues

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o

Man, this Yabo is good. You know what else is good?

I showed him that.

Adam Sandler is saying Horseshit

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

lamb and tuna fish

Don't say anything.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron, okay?

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

Jimmy, what the hells taking so long?

Layla? I like your song.

Louis Per F2C Audit

...if maybe you could keep him company in the tub.

SORRY. I MIX UP D AND L.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...

Crypto went down three points

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

Right on, Mr. Gerrity.

God, tony, shut up!

He has a five year plan

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

If you don't like Miguel Cabrera, you can get the hell out.

Those boots are the best.

This will be Olivia soon!

I've had some smelly ones before.

You bring him down slow.

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

Yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge.

See you in three hours.

Sleep, all right? Just try to sleep. Stay asleep.

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

I read an article that said...

I’ve had a few Chardonnays what of it

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

...with her green skin...

Dameon Pierce Damn You!

That's a shitload of piss.

Okay. Just hang out a little bit.

...or break my legs skiing.

Still right here!

His teeth were made of wool

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

I have a belly button.

his name's frankentard

Let's do it, Rangers.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

When your boss emails you with the subject line "weekly goals"

What..? Come on.

Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and Legend of Spyro A New Beginning?

I could be in the scuba squad

- I got some interesting news. - Oh, yeah? What?

We got a free agent out here!

Nice alumni volunteering

Crack cocaine and porn go together like lamb and tuna fish

Shut up, Tommy!

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

It's not doctor stuff, stupid. It's common sense. Germs spreads viruses.

They go together like WNBA and Dildos

Diesel 10 Attacks Tidmouth Sheds

To: Sara Al Madani #mistress/manager From: Michele Morrone #toyboy/tool

She wanted her son to be with the natural father.

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR STAFF, NOT ME, I FORGIVE YOU!

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

You're mad at your defense, not at me! I forgive you!

Leave Jason Alone It’s not his fault he’s got neck hair!

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

You’re mad at your sickness not me I forgive you

do you swear? I schwear

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin-ups.

Next time, kill me.

I’m too nervous too eat!