Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There you go, all right?

You're mad at your dad, not at me! I forgive you!

He was probably a nice boy like you. Then his dad messed his mind up.

- Why are you here? - I'm cleaning because you're useless.

I eat my own ass

what became of fiona? she wore a tube top and ripped her scalp off.

Anytime he’s taken his diaper off in his crib... “That’s a shitload of piss,” Adam Sandler, Big Daddy

- Staying clean, pal? - Yes.

Watching baseball

Good night, Layla.

Elias first Halloween

Maybe it’s a 10 year plan.

Let’s see the charges

Hey I know you!

He taught me how to pee on a building.

That was nice of you. Thank you.

I am I am I hate my father

And Mott has a 5 year plan.

damn you! you get him izzy wams!

Can someone get Ehimhen a Diet Coke?!

So you two have fun and I'll see you in the morning.

Yeah, well, I got him.

What do you mean?

You loop it. You swoop it. You pull.

I got it. I got it.

I wipe my own ass I wipe my own ass

Hey I know you.... you always order 3 piece of cheesecake

Good. No more crying.

He never leaves me alone.

Don't call her that.

This old guy, I’m Zane

Is this like the time you said My parents were dead?

No more questions.

...Scuba Steve could get a squirrel kiss...

They don't make him wear bowling shoes? He wears flippers?

Julian, come here.

You refuse to move on to the next phase.

You're mad at the government, Not at me, I forgive you.

And just for the record, what did u finish with after day 1?

You're mad at your fantasy team.. not at me! I forgive you!!

You’re not gonna let our 10Th different browns head coaches ruin your browns fandom. You know kitchens was an idiot anyways.

Total mind blower.

Waiting for maxine to get out of school so I have somebody to play with

- Enjoy the metabolism while you got it. - Metalobism?

God Donny shut up

I know. I know.

I read something interesting Benjamin Franklin invented bifocals

Celsius went down 3 points we gotta save some money

I've tried contacting him several times and he hasn't responded.

- I win. - Why do you win?

...he's afraid to bathe alone.

Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!

No, I can't stay. I'll hang for a little bit.

When I was born, all we had were the burgers and fries.

You’re mad at your coach, not at the Eagles. I forgive you.

- Thanks for telling me. - I have to split.

What are you talking about?

I can't have it be temporary. It's gotta be permanent.

See you in 12 hours

I read something interesting. You know Benjamin Franklin invented...

Very very gay brothers

You wipe your own ass then?

We only got nine minutes to get there.

I don't know. Judge doesn't look too happy.

Having a puppy is great..

Breakfast is over at 10:30.

Sonny, that was five years ago. She's a doctor now...

Hey, you! Still missing that tooth, huh?

You're such a dick.

We wasted the good Surprise on you

I'm scared. What if she's not nice?

This is Styx. They've been my favorite band since I was 12.

It's gonna be fun. You nervous?

You’re mad at the Braves, not at me! I forgive you!

Maybe. I gotta go.

She’ll be my sugar momma

My body's definitely better than his.

He's in China. Who are you?

Everyday I get a little bit older ,Balder and fatter

You’re going down sucka

Arthur Brooks, New York City Social Services. I'm confused.

We'll hop, hop, hop, hop

What do you want me to do?

I was never Mr. Popularity in high school...

Last week was a fluke Bring it on woman

You must trust me. Stay away from Aaron.

Bobcat knows what I’m talking about

He's just a kid. We'll be in and out.

Will somebody get the kid a popsicle?

...I'm gonna do what I never thought I'd have the guts to do.

Damn! Is that better Baby Cakes?

Is that the guy with the old balls?

Don't blow it all on worthless crap I won't

Look, look. He fell asleep. Let's go.

I don't know what to do. Hopefully Vanessa will.

What do you mean?

She lost her damn mind. That wasn't your fault, though, okay?

Hi, I like your hat.

"Well, I'm Going Back To Sleep. Nighty-Night."

You want my opinion... my brothers a moron!

Kilmer swept me

I have a ton of work to do.

Hell me Iam lost !

You guys talk about whose ass hangs out of their shorts the most?

Who would meet you?

it's not his fault he likes FEET!

You still owe me 25 bucks Dirtbag snake!

Mott’s already achieved so much

You're mad at your work, not me. I forgive you!

Chicken Wings? Boobie Tassels?

If you say no ...there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter.

Hi, my name is Benjamin Franklin.

Don't be scared. It's all right.

When parents take the responsibility, there's no bigger high for us.

You're not proposing are ya? Well, think about it, ya know...

Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!

The real Kevin Gerrity asked me to take care of...

Pending a blood test..I…whatever

This is my hook.

- What's going on? - Corinne's going-away party for Kevin.

Hahahaha Hahaha

I'm psyched about it too.

Did you just waste the good surprise on me again?

She knew you'd ruin the surprise.

If OJ can get away with murder...

I'm the smelly husband I've let myself become the smelly husband

Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip.

Alex: My dad talks to me like that

I may have had a few Chardonnays

He's like a cocker spaniel. I just...

I'll show you some cool shit along the way.

Let’s do it FC Porto

But I gotta go to the bathroom.

Are you drunk, Mr. DiCaro?

You’re mad at Penn state not at me. I forgive you

I gotta make a phone call. Just stay right here, all right?

I had an attack of paranoia. I thought you were sleeping with my girl.

Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy. I wish my dad was as cool as him.

Let's make this quick. I gotta get to work.

I'll always be your friend.

First of all, how did...

The Buffaloes!!!

Ask him if he can....

Trying to describe how awesome sunglass straps w/ bottle openers are

- I don't wanna go. - I know you don't.

... it's as close as you can get to a must-win game for the Rangers.

Oh, yes. They make terrific pair.

Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!

...as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.