Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I may have had a few chardonnays What of it?

Husband: that’s what you want to wear Me: big nod and smile yes

I have them in yellow. I wear them when I work out.

You said this was just temporary.

You’re a Hooter’s girl?

You wanna take me with you?

Holy shit. Sonny Koufax would rather work than eat.

Microsoft went down three points.

You more comfortable with that analogy?

I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate.

He'll think he's a failure if he couldn't get me a date.

You’re mad at your butthole, not at me, I forgive you

You still owe me 25 bucks! Dirtbag snake!

Your ACMU is by far the dirtiest

You’re mad at Penn state not at me I forgive you

But I don't think that's gonna happen.

So, Mr. Ass Wiper, what's this guy's name?

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

What's the name of that game? I Win.

- I don't know that. - Go with the loop, swoop and pull.

You're mad at your dad, not at me! I forgive you!

You’re mad at your district, not at me. I forgive you.

This isn't a big problem.

Patrick Ewing, nice shot.

Will somebody get the kid A dababy meal?

I've got a few problems.

They watch a different kind of porno now. But that's it.

- We're gonna miss breakfast. - Why?

His mother's...

Pending a covid test, I...whatever

Deep down you must've known this day was coming.

I went to Jones Beach… Got drunk, and fell asleep.

This is my friend.

I went to colony grille, ate 30 pizzas and fell asleep.

Stinky, let's go. You got us in trouble.

...be nice to Shane, would you?

Can you be a tough little guy until then?

You're mad at your mom, not at me! I forgive you!

When people here I'm a father

This is a collect call from - Jimmy Haslam

Total Mind blower

Why do I need to meet this lady?

Please help me, I don't know where I am

He covered it with newspaper.

...Carrots, peanuts, what's the difference?

Wow, I didn't know this about George Washington.

When that Ghetto D Kicks in your system

I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds.

...be seeing each other anymore.

- Rangers against the Tampa Bay Lightning.

And then the rabbit thought to himself...

Damn you! You give him all the easy ones!

- Scratch. - Is that better?

...I want you to meet Julian, my son.

- Have him call me. - All right.

When the copilot constantly gets out of the seat to piss

But I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass

I'll walk you out.

Oh, the glasses. I couldn't see you.

What is going on?

Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground?

That relationship's lasted longer than I thought it would.

God Johnny shut up

...to be a good father.

Help me! Help me!

Austin peay’s a good man. So are you guys.

It's Box's birthday

Last year was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.

What if he goes bowling? They don’t make him wear bowling shoes, he wears the flippers?

snok snok dear yes i’m 867 years old and i’ve got e.coli type 2 diptheriw electrousis! and i’m 877 years old. snok snok yes boing. yes boibg boibg latex bad gut yes boibg boibg yesp yes with snok and maxine’s old retirement for bridibg dental pull snok snow snoot grannies!

If you fall up in the club if you niggas wanna go when you step up to they face what they gonna do shit. If you fall up in the club when your hoes are acting up when you step to they face what they

Happy Birthday to my capitilla!!!

Do the right thing, buddy.

I watched dark, got drunk and fell asleep

Riot let go another 12% of it's workforce

Good luck walking down the street.

Shit! You turned off the alarm clock again.

You wanna tell your children you met their mother as a waitress at Hooters?

They’re not chicken legs, they’re nice

God, Tori, shut up!

I can't take this shit! Are you serious!!

You’re mad at the Falcons, not me! I forgive you!

You’re mad at your daughter not at me, I forgive you

You just go to sleep.

No, I wouldn't.

I had call for delivery, but it was crank call. You want chocolate cake?

I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do?

Have a good one.

I owe you a sausage mcmuffin

There's a kid here.

and if you dont like pizza... why dont you get get the heck out of here

Who you wanna work for? Goddamn Jets

Sausage mcmuffin

I wipe my own ass

Two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other?

Did I witness the first kiss?

I guess ever since I was a little girl.

You're welcome, Sonny.

Spaghetti & meatball

U still owe me 25 bucks!

If the browns can get away with that robbery of a trade... why can’t big check keep his draft picks?

We got a first-timer here!

Let’s see your clippers

I gotta do something big. I think Vanessa will respect that.

Sorry about that.

You're mad at your candidate, not me. I forgive you!

It's your first day. Take it slow.

Now, I have a chocolate shake, my ass jiggles for a week.

I went to colony grille, ate 30 pizzas and fell asleep.

Tod Bowles of the Goddamn Jets!

I'm a gonna beat your ass At dancing road bins

I'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa, she's the one. I can't lose her.

He's better off with me than in an orphanage.

Goddamn Rangers!

Oh, God. Corinne, I'm sorry.

The Kim is always around

This a rough patch in my life. Syracuse is 0 and 3.

She’ll be my sugar momma..

NOw i've wasted a good joke because of your dumb ass

Your core is nice

But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail.

Good job, buddy!

They’re not chicken legs, they’re nice

...but since you obtained him by defrauding the state...

Sonny, I beat you so bad in basketball yesterday.

If shark could pick anyone to be your knew golf friend..

I don't like these kids

It's not your problem? All right.

If you don't know that’s st Pete then you should just get the hell out

He has enough co-counsels.

And representing Sonny Koufax?

But I wash my own ass! I wash my own ass!