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But he fights like a girl.
That's because you suck.
Rob in 1st grade English in high school
We'd like to call Julian McGrath.
Chicken wings, Molson 3-0, Canadian Beer is like Moonshine
Next time, kill me!
Is that the guy with the old balls?
Pending a blood test…I….whatever
Your sister's Corinne? That sucks.
Rumpelstiltskin's a good man
...an inventor and a statesman...
There should be same set of rules, no matter what age.
You're nice man.
I had a mother lined up for him...
Thirty packets of ketchup.
3rd....
Really?
I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front.
Staying clean Pal?
I told him to hold it in Breathe out of nose, haven't seen him since
Rumpelstiltskin's a good man. So are you guys.
My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.
If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?
-Smug-
6am: "We got a first timer out here"
I turn my head and he disappeared.
You more comfortable with that analogy?
I'd like to have a family someday.
You’re mad at Maryland not at me I forgive you!
Big problem in this state.
That's pretty funny.
Happy Birthday OLD BALLS!
And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.
We'll be open tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Group home? Like an orphanage?
You're mad at your weiner, not at liberals.
Everyday I get a little bit older Balder fatter
Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold.
Philadelphia.
Wood.
It's cool you only work one day a week.
For the record, where did you work during medical school?
Hi, Julian. How you doing?
With his loose skin And old balls… gross!
I know. I'm excited.
This is a big, important game
Alex:That’s how my dad talked to me
you're mad at your team Sgt not me and I forgive you.
What are your cards?
Shopping.
We gotta get going.
What, are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy?
That he liked playing golf with me and I was going to play golf with my new golf friend.
Don't worry about it, boy.
I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that.
Pov: me 2 hours into the snow day
I'm concerned.
Oh, God.
Hey, excuse me. Everybody!
See how quick it goes away?
You still owe me 25 bucks! Dirtbag snake!
You must
- Happy birthday, Sonny. - Thank you.
B.
Jojo Horns down
Waiting for Julian so I can have somebody to play with.
Sorry. We stopped serving breakfast.
Thank you, Mott.
Tough Mudder When we keep posting obstacle ideas
I went to Coney Island today with the little boy.
You said yourself you were a bogus dad.
...so somebody's getting some action.
Stop yelling at me!
If I can’t have josh...
We wasted the good at bats on you.
It's coming right at you.
Impossible! All you care about is yourself!
I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.
What if he goes bowling?
That guy doesn’t count he can’t even read
you like reading?
I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night.
Buffalo.
Hades yes
And one more thing...
STOP YELLYING AT MEEE!!!!
Shut up, Tommy!
- Of course, you are not Kevin Gerrity. - No.
What cat would do that?
The God damn Giants
Brandon... ...McManus
Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity.
Miggz:
I
He certainly did.
You're a pioneer.
Me to my mom everyday since March 2020 @postcards4kids
You don't?
You’re mad at your work schedule, not me! I forgive you!
GODDAMN JETS
How you doing? You sleepwalking?
Anyway, I think Mr. Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges.
He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to...
his not her fault she can't read
Lasagna!
That's why you're here right now, to protect me, to be scared for me...
It's like the opposite of that.
Sure.
Hey, Surprise.
It's different for your generation.
Are when I'm alone with you
If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible.
Next witness.
I'll come give you a crew cut.
All right.
Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night.
He’s going down sucker
That's how they get.
- This Tuesday? - You got work?
Maybe.
Angie Tobin
.. ..
Apply pressure.
Come on, come on!
At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty.
I love you.
What do you wanna do tomorrow?
Damn you! You give him the easy ones!!
Having a house is great...
Okay, Dad.
Not that Barney. A more expensive Barney.
I don't know the rules...
Are you allowed soda?
I wipe my own ass
You're going down sucker
I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo.
Clowns
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
What, are you drunk, Mr. Jerking?
Oh, yeah, the hand-holding thing.
I can be your friend, no matter what. All right?
...that big, white, wrinkly...
I'm serious. Don't do that.
SHE'S THE SMELLY KID IN CLASS? I LET Her BECOME THE SMELLY KID?
How many times have we said this?
I can't take this. Are you serious?
...If you won't take responsibility for him, they found a foster family...
You’re mad at your dad not at me!
s important when you eat at my restaurant you never order BLT
Yep. Good luck to you and your son.
...I got a kiss the first night. After three times, you got nothing.
Medical problems?
Nobody in this world thinks I shouldn't have a child more than that man.
I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing.
You’re mad at the wings, not me I forgive you
- That is so cheap. - What?
Frankenstein
Yeah.
Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
But my cat, he bite his head off.
.
I'll hang onto the kid until you find him a new family.
Now it is your problem
It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.