Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She’ll be my…. Suga mama

Do you even like living like that

- Do you want your ass kicked? - I'm just kidding around, Layla.

Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.

Just ignore him.

- Good night. - Good night.

Layla Maloney, Your Honor.

You're going to the putt.

You're mad at the Raiders, not at me! I forgive you!

...100 hamburgers with one frying pan?

I can’t take this shit, are you serious?

You think that's funny, me getting hurt?

But I do my own Pinky’s I don’t even like Maria Lily or Monica

Tommy Shaw, when I was 16, I was at the concert...

P-P-P-Please don't do this to me.

Sonny, I don't really know what's going on right now.

You don't know?

Can we get some fries?

I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.

Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week?

No, he's in good hands.

When you find out ur Boyfriend smells Peeeww... Lol

Which of your esteemed co-counsels will examine you?

Social Services is closed today, Columbus Day.

No further questions.

You're mad at your owner, not at me! I forgive you!

I want things to go back to the way they used to be.

She'll be my sugar mama.

Who do we want to beat!

God Theresa, shut up!

I'm an idiot. I was so hammered.

Who Gary Vee Buying Goddamn Jets

I’ve got Spice Channel. It’s blurry, but it’s nice.

I hope josh fields is good!

I WIPE MY OWN ASS

U still owe me 25 bucks

It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place.

Goddamn concert

His name's Frankenstein.

Yeah, I just wanted to say I love you.

Put your head back. My grandmother did this to me.

It’s not his fault he can’t read

Like I’m not busy?

I’m white heeeowww

I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it.

I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now...

Who do you think will lose? The goddamn Jets!

It is important when you eat at my restaurant you never order BLT

...so when they come to town, we go to dinner...

Thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk.

Please help me. I don't know where I live.

I have no idea what you’re talking about

She'll Be My Sugar Mama

When you've been eating terribly during quarantine

He's a good man. I've known him my whole life.

Isn't Little Italy the greatest?

And for the record joe, where on the depth chart were you at Ohio State before transferring?

You're mad at the government, Not at me, I forgive you.

...one more won't hurt.

You more comfortable with that analogy?

i wasted a good joke you

You're a Hooters girl?

Happy Birthday! Old balls.

Great parenting

I don't think we're gonna...

He has already achieved so much, and yet he’s so goal oriented. And still focused. He has a five year plan

My dad was a military man.

I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest.

Like I’m not busy?

So I was wondering...

I’m being serious. Don’t do that.

He's peeing on his own.

You’re mad at Alabama not me, I forgive you

He can’t even read

Like I’m not busy?

So now my plans have changed.

Maybe it's a mistake.

Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry.

You surprising me with a kid that you adopted...

But I Wipe My Own Ass

Some fan base..

I wipe my own ass

I was cursing at David, not you.

Hang out with me and...

Maybe she’ll be my sugar momma

It’s not his fault jen vanaria fucked dinky

P-p-p-please don’t do this to me

Do you have some time to go over some things that have been bothering me?

I swear to God, he's right here

How I feel about work

I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight.

Move your ass there, pee-boy.

...and yet he's still goal-oriented and still focused.

What are you doing after this? Going to a Klan meeting?

What do you mean?

What kind of kid?

You're afraid to get involved and you got a lot of work, but...

Yeah, he was picking his own all day...

She's not happy.. What else ya got?

He's taken down! Penalty shot!

Toronto? I thought you were from Buffalo.

Yeah, but after you study.

And after the bath, you have to try and study hard.

- That's good. - Later.

She's getting older. She wants different things:

Come on. I bet they're nice.

- That was nice. - Nobody hassled you to get a job.

You’re mad at Comcast Not me

... at City Social Service. Arthur Brooks. I'll call.

I'm serious. Don't do that.

We may have found a family for Julian.

Mind your business!!

Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve.

Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.

Are you sure you want to watch old spice guy saying Ba-ba-ba-ba- power bearglove and she like an ass tooted up in a face down and everything she wants and j.d. walker and paper die in hells

In retrospect, I made some bad choices after high school.

You're a loser.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

I think they're Kevin's.

They're still like our brothers. Our very, very gay brothers.

No music during the game

We wasted the good surprise on you.

That's how a party planner gets business, by making contacts.

I let him wear whatever he wants.

When I graduated law school, we met here every Monday to watch football.

Who do you think will lose The goddamn Jets

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

Man, this Yoo-hoo is good. You know what else is good?

I’ve had a few Chardonnays, what of it ?

What the hell is he doing?

I COULD BE PLILCHY MONGOOSE?

There you go, all right?

I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients.

You're mad at your district, not at me, I forgive you!

That's what I was trying to tell you before. I found someone.

This is kind of like that, except with a human.

He doesn't like you. Leave us alone.

...and my fiancée, so from now on...

Will someone get this kid an NIL deal!?

...she wasn't left with a lot of options.

So old With loose skin and old balls

- It's halftime. Relax, Mr. Herlihy. - Goddamn Jets.

How you doing, cutie?

If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy...

Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers and delinquents in school.

Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second?

When I was 35, he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping.