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you know where I'm going with this, right?
Yeah, I'm just so bad in school.
It's a classic dilemma.
You are a brave little cookie.
♪ Join the Marines ♪
If there had been a ton of people here,
♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪
You got a step counter on here?
Ready guys? (laughs) That's good. Ok, come on...
No, of course not. I-I...
I mean, that's super...
♪ We're also a team of licensed ♪
S-Sorry, what was that?
So, I invited everyone in my grade to come over to my house
- _ - ♪ Everything is A-OK ♪
I'm sorry, that's really insensitive.
it's-it's not important.
Now, look, Bill,
- ♪ Join the Marines ♪ - ♪ Swim ♪
And she's a mess.
♪ “Bear, I'm not afraid” ♪
I think I've ever met.
♪ Play in the street ♪
You just need to do the best you can
My advice works...
Okay, so you're gonna go to Harvard and Yale.
he's gonna walk out
Okay, now, who you gonna pass these out to?
♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪
♪ All you gotta do is face your fears ♪
- Like... - Shh... !
Okay? Sue me. But now his
- The world be damned. - All right, yeah.
- Oh, my God, that'd be so weird. - Yeah, totally.
Huh?
Very sound logic, um, but I don't do that.
♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪
to clean out the cabinet.
Gamblers.
(soft gasp) Oh.
- (screams) - ♪ Baby, you can kiss ♪
I'll see you Monday.
Grocery clerk with half an eyelid!
You know, the world doesn't revolve around barbershop.
He just, he needs help.
Well, one time, I called a service in New York,
Of course! You just moved into town, you banana.
Oh, why?
Good luck, kiddo.
♪ Time to meet my friends ♪
And let's see. Oh, a lot of the people
- shirt. - Wait, wait!
You guys are just friends.
we're having all of the themes.
You know, Valencia is still not super psyched
- Okay. - Okay?
Oh, do it, do it! You got it!
♪ ♪ (panting)
- No! - Uh, you know...
and you just took those olives and you plucked 'em
Yeah... No, no, you're right.
You are in the highest percentiles of kids with ADHD
You know, it's so funny that she's so angry
Oh, and, B-T-dubs,
Oh, no, no. I live next-door, remember?
for... special education.
housewarming shindig with a-a gaggle of peeps.
I handed the flyer to didn't, like, technically say yes,
It's like, shake it off, girlfriend.
- Great. - Yeah.
liable for a