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Wait. You want to come?
Exclam-Exclamation point. Ah... send!
♪ And smoke is everywhere ♪
Swag.
And my children... I mean, their only hope is
that boy band concert on pay-per-view.
♪ You're never gonna miss all those nightmares ♪
It means a lot to me that you're here.
Isn't it amaz... ? It's like a box of fantastic-ness.
Again, I just moved here for a change. I didn't
“I've got to show up to this party to see
That guy has lived next-door to me for, like, 11 years,
♪ She's so broken inside ♪
I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna take care of this hassle,
just like my dad did,
a killer smile.
at Spiders the other night.
Mrs. Proctor.
- Hi! - Oh. Hey, what's up?
♪ We're also a team of nationally recognized ♪
over here. You, Fun Guy,
(laughs) That's good. Okay, and...
(chuckles) You're funny.
GREG: Wow.
Actually, my name is Rebecca.
Like, I could see, like, a BuzzFeed article about it.
Oh, yeah? I think you maybe just smoked meth.
And I have one person to thank for that.
I can find some! (whoops)
I need you to listen to me, okay?
But I'm cool,
True, we've had some “altercations,”
I am having a blast right now.
by working Saturdays once a quarter.
I like you. I like you so...
Um, as I remember it, you weren't too thrilled with me either.
Well,
But it's okay.
What happened here?
Sure.
♪ Keeping inside ♪
so, in case she finds out I was here,
You handle the invites.
♪ I pull out my knife! ♪
And there is a statute and it is called...
I overcame that fear.
Hi, Darryl. It's Rebecca.
Is... that what you want?
probably go to the hospital or something.
- but actually... - Oh, really?
♪ All your unexplained ♪
♪ Drop out of school ♪
- So, when I was 12... - PAULA: Okay.
♪ Follow your dreams ♪
No, no, it's-it's Tommy, okay?
I saw it on your face.
It's a car wash?
and nobody came.
REBECCA (singsongy): Hey!
(sighs): Um...
(whistling, doorbell rings)
you know, I-I shouldn't have listened to her.
You know, glad we could help.
♪ Kids were mean and your daddy ♪
Put those things away. You're gonna poke a kid's eye out.
Also, no fish bones, also, uh, no seeds.
You know, I get it now.
And I'm taking abnormal psych at the JC, and I think...
- That's not how smoke or fire works. - Shh.
Cool. And maybe you could bring, Yeah.
But now? I mean, this is a blast.
I'm a smoker.
Yeah. Everybody loved my flyer.
it would seem like you just invited random people you didn't know.
(scoffs)
You got dice?
The second time, you kissed a girl, she didn't like it,
BOTH: ♪ We have friends, we definitely have friends ♪
to invite you to the biggest event of the season.
What if I forget all the stuff I'm supposed to say?
called The West Brovinas.
I got to tell you, it was still a great party.