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Oh dude, I'm, I'm right next to you.
What is going on? I wasn't finished.
- What do you see, Brian? - It's dark. Cold.
- So then maybe you're wrong. - Nope, I'm not wrong.
I don't know how much they know, but security has been heightened.
I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,
I know. Something big is going on.
and I know you'll all make him feel welcome.
Look, if you have information of a threat, you could--
Mr. Jeffries, this is Alan Thompson with the CIA.
Okay. Who got rid of the Muslims, huh?
Yes. There's a suitcase nuke in Ms. Clinton's snizz.
We are leaving this whole intolerant country!
Ask Jeeves? Nobody uses Ask Jeeves! Just Google-search it!
We got him! I know where he is!
I don't have the--
He wants this handled by his staff personally.
I said I will only talk to the President!
How many MySpace friends does he have?
That snatch has not seen action in over 30 years!
That’s not a duck that’s a FUCKING PELICAN! AHHHHH!
Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL.
I am talking about the oldest threat to America!
I need you to check something for me.
- A snuke? - That's right.