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Somebody is going to have to go in and try to disarm the snuke manually!
Nothing if you tell me where your son is!
on the Hillary Clinton rally today.
Don't worry, Mrs. Clinton, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Get as close as you can. You have to look inside the snizz.
may have a nuclear device up her snatch.
According to PayPal, the Russian guys are just hired mercenaries
and that they have most likely hidden it in Mrs. Clinton's...
We have the bomb-smiffing pig going through the crowd.
But then I realized that technically, I don't.
Okay, I got a text of the Russian guy's podcast.
Yes, I understand. I'll let Ms. Clinton know.
Oh God, it's looking at me!
Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?
"Bahir Hakeem."
Your Majesty, the attack has failed.
We know about everything! Your diversion to help the Red Coats is over!
and cross-reference it with JDate!
It doesn't matter. The detonator is on a timer.
Oh jeez.
I have faith that any thread will be taken care of accordingly.
We aren't sure, but perhaps it's best we call it off.
All right, all right.
you would have just stayed in bed sick all day, right?
White Stripes.
- Where's the intel from? - We just read it on Drudge Report.
It's the technical term for vagina.
Yes, I see... I see the device!
On the education of all children.
- How? - Fire at will!
So he's a Hillary Clinton fan.
- What? No, I'm sick. - Get online.
Stop!
Okay.
like it's just some big diversion for something much bigger!
- No, no, he's my lead. - You're not going alone.
That is impossible!