Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DENZEL: Well, thank you, Principal Coleman.

Well, what if we were your assistants?

Oh, thank you. I have another.

You know, normally, I'd be bothered by my kids

Look, there's Delisha Sloss -- if anybody cares.

(motors whirring)

if you're interested...

Yeah, my job is on the line.

I know. That's why I'm sitting here.

You know, usually when you quote stuff, it's annoying

to the church's petty cash.

It's just that...

And since Ava lost her dirt on Superintendent Collins

I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.

I'm really looking forward to showing you our presentation.

not even including the five minutes you took

(chuckles) No, you're not slick.

You've never been less attractive.

we suddenly find ourselves worthy.

you are on the Church Finance Committee, aren't you?

about pie charts and cake graphs,

(siren wails in distance)

that we haven't gotten any better,

Never mind. It's an SNL skit.

and then everything runs a little late.

We've been taking appetizer money

that Advancement Grant that I have been applying to

Look, while I admire that you've applied 10 years in a row,

and I went through a program specifically meant

After 10 years of impeccable applications,

whatever doesn't require a personality.

Of course you've seen Deacon Wiley's new hairstyle.

Okay. So, you know how your presentation

but that's why we have to let someone else have a turn.

My unique approach to these funds betters the school.