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So, you're not from Earth after all.
as president of Earth, the greatest planet in the world.
Question two. The environment. Yes or no?
with Eurasia, Australia and Kentucky turning out in big numbers.
If we hope to realize our aspirations as a great planet,
I might just live in this backwoods septic tank,
Super Tuesday is in the books,
and begin the questions.
Thank you, Headless Clone of Agnew.
were you even born on Earth?
Watch and learn.
And the votes are in.
Sure, we are! Why not?
Hey, what's that rifling sound?
Because the Earth constitution clearly states
My fellow Earthicans,
It's Politics 1 01 .
I found it!
lt wasn't "we, the people," it was you, the mutant.
I believe he's crowning !
Now, get up to that podium and change the world.
helllo there
Okay, let's nip this Earther movement in the bud