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You all right?
I guess that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you.
Take me away to nowhere plains
This is not good.
Bombs? Really? Calm down, you dick!
[Vocalizing Along To Song]
That's, um- Yeah.
They called me Perfectly Adequate Hansen.
Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff.
Want one? Mmm.
We're so compatible, it's insane.
Someone was just creeping around my house. It better not be you that did that.
I promise.
Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay?
[Narrator] As he listened, Tom began to realize...
That's a parking lot. Oh!
No, not me.
But, you know, I just- I need some consistency.
Wow. You've...
[Narrator] Most days of the year are unremarkable.
What's this about I figured love would shine through
[Clicks]
You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the-
I'm sorry.
Well, in high school there was Markus.
ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh Yeah, oh, yeah
[Vocalizing]
[Sighs]
That is bullshit
- [Male Voice] Red team wins! - What do you mean?
[Tom] what are we looking for again?
Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone
Okay. Settle. She's just a girl.
Can you see me
[Man] Tom Hansen. Yeah.
It's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
All right. See you later.
We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through
[Exhales]
Nope. [Chuckles]
[Man Narrating] This is a story of boy meets girl.
Please stop shooting at my house, asshole.
And I'd like to entertain- [Slurring]
The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute?
intoxicated by the promise of the evening.
Right. As friends.
No. Never. She ever take advantage of you in any way?
I go out walking all day long
Tanya ❤️ Michigan
I hate her crooked teeth.
Michigan. Right. Michigan. Right.
I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or-
is to turn her into literature.
91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people-
I found the answer looking in your eye
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh oh, yeah
Hello. [Chuckles] Hi.
I just left, uh- Can l- one second.
she'd only loved two things.
Only if you mean it.
That hurt? I'm sorry.
um, into something like this.
What thing?
Jacky, don’t go. You’re still my imaginary friend!
What's this about I figured love would shine through
'Cause it's Summer.
[Tom Narrating] Things were going so well.
agree to disagree
For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices,
Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh?
Yeticidevinyl RULES! FER Sure!
'Cause I ain't the way you found me
Yes, it was.
Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit?
Aw.
You make my dreams come true
All that stuff is- It's really juvenile.
I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything?
nael have no impact
Yeah, that's it. That is it.
I guess it's 'cause...
But we're not doing any meeting
Then I realize,
It's not? No, that's not it. [Chuckles]
I said I love the Smiths.
There's two options really.
Now I can't get near it
About living free
Mmm. Smells delicious.
Oh, yeah. why? Are you? Yeah.
That one time! No, every time.
[Man On P.A.] Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner.
She's got you high and you don't even know yet
Uh, no.
I'm not going to that. Yes, you are.
Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh-
I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck.
So do you. [Chuckles] Thanks.
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Whoo-whoo
Who okayed this? Some people like it.
Words like love...
We've been stuck on this for an hour.
- That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you. - Sit down, Hansen.
You should have told me when we were at the- I know.
[Summer] You know, I dream sometimes about flying.
Yeah, let's get coffee.
How's it going?
Well, some things you can explain away
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.