Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like, did she say, uh, hey instead of hi?

You live around here?

Pretty good. You just moved here, right?

She's got you high

[Giggles] All right.

You did? That's cool. What happened there?

and you look for those first signs of trouble.

You're so smart.

I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender.

not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.

You can't deny you want a happy ending

and... you're a very attractive girl.

Yeah. Nah. I mean. Iike. what are we, like-

[Man] Hung up and bent on a stranger

Think about it. Why do people buy these things?

You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America.

I can't this week, but maybe next?

[Video Game Sounds] Lucky.

Hey, baby. Hey, you here?

Yes, I can see you, girl

what? What are we, um-

You make my dreams come true

I've never seen you here before.

Goose! Oh! oh! oh!

What's that? [Laughs] why not?

Wanted to try something new and exciting. Mmm.

- [Slams Table] - Okay. Who's singing next?

That's so interesting. I wanted to write.

Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going.

Yeah. So, a little awkward.

I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Man] Left behind

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Mmm. That is good.

The sink's broken.

[Exhales] Penis.

and we need a new holiday that recognizes that.

has been... a little off.

So, what you're saying- I'm saying you do want to ask her.

I mean. things are going well.

Oh, we rarely left the room.

Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it.

Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses...

You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?

Thank you so much. No problem.

He knew. He was sure of it now.

Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Hi.

So, are you okay?

Just like that? Just like that.

Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day-

How 'bout, Congratulations on your new baby.

A time of confidences

[Copier Whirs, Stops]

So, what should I do? You should ask her.

Let me get what I want [Clicks off]

I hate her knobby knees.

[Knocking Continues]

I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen?

That's me. Come on up.

You. [Chuckles]

Shit, I don't know.

Why don't you just say Piggies?

This is not how you treat your friend.

You're serious? This guy?

No. You know what?

what is that then? I don't know. That-

would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know.

[Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment,

Come on. They're not gonna let you back in there after last time.

Can make a good man turn bad

Today you're a man.

- Thank you. - [Vance] Good job, Rhoda.

plenty of other fish in the sea.

I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right?

I think I'm just gonna call it a day.

I thought I might see you here.

I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say?

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