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- 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that.
Want one? Yeah.
This is a story of boy meets girl.
[Man On P.A.] May I have your attention, please?
What's this about I figured love would shine through
I'm messed up. I am.
You know, it's like we said.
[Pop]
And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.
You with this guy? Hey, I'm Tom.
I walked in the rain like a drone
BARTENDER!
First' put down the plate.
And it's contagious
Like life is worth it.
And this one says, You can do it!
Paul- You were essentially stalking her!
[Engineer] All aboard, please.
and, uh,
That you launching a mass shooting near a concert?
Summer!
Well, of course. Yeah?
I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray
I love these pancakes.
Height, average. Weight, average.
Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college.
This is a story of boy meets girl.
Wait, the babies haven't been born
It's all right
Where at least I know I'm free
your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade,
Mr. Vance, are you firing me? No. No.
Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. [Man] Whoo!
Yes, that is from one of our cards.
- Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own.
Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...
I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew.
Congratulations on your new baby. Right?
[Plate Shatters]
Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams.
Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. Mmm.
This is fun.
[Bookends Continues]
[Sighs] So, what happened?
Here comes your man [Summer] Is it- [Vocalizes]
Just trying to swing a full-time ride
And put it on a mountaintop
This Radio Commercial Needs a Lyft
'Cause they've got years of experience
I hate her 1960s haircut.
A GOOD State Lottery Radio Commercial
The first was her long dark hair.
with no lasting memories made in between.
we- We'll figure it out. we'll figure it out.
It's a big seller. I meant as an architect.
You like the Smiths? Yeah.
Could you write up some prototypes for these?
Okay
I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this.
save the serious stuff for later.
I got some troubles but they won't last
It's the search for the time before it leaves without you
Summer just moved here from-
After you, please.
have your tickets out and ready for collection.
And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck.
Disposition
[Sighs] Home sweet home.
And girls have broken up with you before.
Smiths?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.
This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music...
[Sighs] what?
I'll race you to the bedroom.
I think people will really enjoy them.
I must have walked right by you. Yeah.
Listen, it's great to meet you,
[Cheering]
- It's underrated. - You could just ask her out.
Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know.
[Giggling] Duck.
That?
Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife.
[Chuckles] No, I don't think so.
Goddamn. That song is brilliant!
Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.
Hey, Tom? Mmm.
Next time you look back, l, uh-
Thomas.