Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

one man's tragedy is another man's treasure,

and all you give me is excuses.

...First Lady Claire Underwood, a surprising fifth place show...

I encourage everyone, including Texas,

Yeah, and it's the kind of coverage that we can't really control.

and so we have to operate with the belief that anything could happen.

So go where the thunder is.

Can he isolate a specific person?

Yeah, I better get prime time, not one of these midmorning speeches.

Well, my only concern are the rumors.

Yeah, but the plan was to wait till it was inevitable.

Do you know the main thing that separates a politician from the rest of the species?

It's a bit embarrassing, though, isn't it?

That's what Claire said, too, and it's much appreciated.

Read it for me. Out loud.

No matter how tragic the circumstances.

He'll listen if it comes from you.

I can meet with the bastard.

First open one since '68.

and one vote for the First Lady of these United States,

Well, just that you have to stoop so low to win everyone's love.

Do you mind if I take these off?

you give it to them, right?

also for Catherine Durant.

There are catch mechanisms in the program to prevent that.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Well, most of those were from Texas, which was a lark.

Well, I am very surprised to hear you say that.

Well, that is one way for me to become president.

Have you spoken to President Underwood about their defection?

That was my vote.

This support for Claire, it's caught us both off guard.

and grow quickly, he did nothing.

are meeting right now at the convention hall.

That's one person you weren't able to collect, were you?

seeking an organ transplant each year,

Got a third grandkid on the way.

can last from days to months on end.

Don't make me laugh when I'm eating. I nearly choked to death.

because a smart president will steal good ideas from anyone.