Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Salt scrub, essential oils, deep tissue rub-down.

so they could take extra naps,

I'm the bad boy of my friend group.

Here's your halffilled tin of dip, didn't know you were a dipper.

Yeah, it's great, if you wanna wear a man's jacket and look like a man.

Thank you so much for calling me.

listening to yacht rock and eating two Take 5s

Some days you get the Giraffe Some days you get the wig

Sky diving instructors, hand models,

It's an expression.

giant wad of cash.

But, you know, if... if you want, I mean, yeah.

got people looking like Tilda Swinton.

I just need one second.

Ooh, a panini press! We could have hot sandwiches.

earlier when I was smiling, I wasn't.

So sorry, I-I get that your mother's fridge

that you have this perfect excuse planned out

but he said, "I'm not happy either,"

Oh, it looks like you've signed yourself up

Right, okay, so you accidentally smiled at me,

some days you get the wig.

You just had a baby.

Oh, close enough, anyway I...