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There's a real shortage of domestic help, John.
The ruler of that desert kingdom of Tahir, Cheek Ali Ben Abed.
You gonna give them to him?
Now you're gonna get it.
Hillbilly, that is.
And with her goes my heart.
No more squirming!
This has been a Filmways presentation.
Ain't that right, Miss Jean?
What happened to Mr. Drydale?
Viacom.
Come on, Miss Jean.
I came back to the office and all of a sudden it hit me.
Never have I had such difficulty buying a simple little thing like a wife.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're dandy girls, but I ain't no sheik.
Oh, on the contrary, Mr. Clapper.
Do you really want my cousin Ellie when you got all them pretty dancing girls?
Yeah, hold on.
I let you handle my television appearance.
You do the talking.
It's part of the deal.
I'm just doing what Uncle Jed told me.
Don't be scared.
It's awfully nice of you, but ain't you got any more presents like you give my Uncle Jed?
You just get Mr. Dryad to you.
Sucky Dick, it's Pa on the television.
The man's a nut!
But I got one and she's here now.
Makes a great climax.
Wait a minute, Uncle Jed, listen.