Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks, Dad. Sometimes you are a little bit cool.

What was I thinking, trusting you to help me look cool?

It's like Ed Hardy all over again.

But old people don't know about my clothes.

HOMER: I've been liked.

and you're ruining it.

and they're crap.

than I am right now.

You can't record me-- I'm recording you.

(scoffs) Look at this idiot, trying to return a knock-off.

on Ellen today.

Which I'm producing. (whimpering)

Young people saw old people wearing the brand,

ALL (chanting): Go! Go! Go, Orion! Go! Go!

You're buying that for yourself?

You changed your mind.

under his flat-brimmed baseball hat?

I got this on lock. On lock.

Wait, Homer's the reason you're all wearing these clothes?

(laughs) Too bad.

a single action figure.

and a weird store that only sells

But what if I'm not instantly amazing at it?

I'm doing it. I-I'm authentic.

I waited through rain, through sun,

We must tell all middle-aged men that they need not grow old.

I'm sorry to bother you. I'm looking for Bart Simpson.

or found at the beach.

But I've learned something-- when you wear crazy clothes

You know what? I can teach you to skate.

doesn't mean they're actually coming.

How did a chum-wad like you get a pair?