Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, which of you freak shows wants to do business?
Didn't you ever wonder why you don't have a mother?
To make up for your global humiliation,
all to see the joy on your face.
You're the least cool person who ever lived.
To be loved for my appearance
Bart Simpson here, about to clown some fools
Check it out-- I'm selling
I shouldn't be at a sneaker release party.
Oh, man.
instead of judged for my actions.
No, a sneaker that all your friends will want to buy,
Hmm, and I do like getting away with things.
cool and beautiful.
You were born uncool
I don't even like to ice skate.
(gasps) That's even better.
The duck, you know, on the front, he thinks
Duplicate Cop 2: Copy Cop.
Uh, I'm going to Moe's.
(chuckles) You're not hearing what I'm saying.
own more than one outfit.
This is horrible. My Dad told all his loser friends
find your center...
and then posted the picture.
Maybe this guy will let me sit
These are my first tie-shoes.
(gasps) But that includes Urkel.
you don't understand, you're not you anymore.
- (grunting): Ollie! - (gasps)
to hang out with regular kids.
(humming a tune)