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Come on, just ollie off the curb.
Uh, I'd love to, of course.
For the first time in your horrible lives,
They're Slipremes.
(grunts)
And FORD. We go further, so you can.
(grunts)
You've ruined me!
That's cool, isn't it?
- Wake up, Bart. Wake up. - (grunts)
Someone enjoyed looking at me.
premium Wagyu-style steaks.
(whimpers)
and let's live forever!
Dad.
Wrong. My generation
BOTH: No! No! No kernels!
Listen up, people.
So cool. You've even got your own sneaker.
Okay, Homer, you can do this-- you waited in line overnight
(excited chatter, laughing)
My daddy took my cat to the cat doctor,
Uh, no one...
I hope you're not disappointed in me.
It worked. They took the dad-bait.
Nah, nah, nah, he drove a motorcycle
(gasps)
My Dad waited in line for these shoes and spent a lot of money.
That's a Slipreme hoodie.
Uh, real Caliphate Twos aren't made from garbage.
So if any young person asks you what you do,
Bart, I wanted to apologize
or videogame.
You've seen Tim Allen's standup multiple times.
but didn't you ever think your old man was a little cool?
I like your dumb hat.
I found your critically-maligned book of poetry
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