Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those aren't just sneakers.

Homer, this isn't who you are.

My brand's been discovered by dads.

The Bartman One.

I will never be more embarrassed

- JIMBO: Wow! - NELSON: I'm so pumped!

Dad, with this one act,

- (indistinct chatter) - Huh?

You did something no old person is remotely capable of.

Full of juicy corn. Mmm, corn, Bart.

Stupid Homer. Turned me into a GIF.

Don't ever talk to me again!

That's winner talk there.

So cool. Let's go again.

and every day for four decades,

whose unique designs were the epitome of cool.

Well, look at me-- I'm a real Hep Cat.

♪ Two badges, one mind. ♪

My dad waited in line all day for these shoes,

I've heard that can happen.

And if I don't have them, I'm nobody.

♪ You wanna be the hottest but that can get complicated. ♪

And it was the best decision of your life.

A clone of me. Like this

you can erase ten years of second-rate parenting.

I'm sorry I almost ruined everything

Yeah, I thought poetry would be hard, but it wasn't.

Limited release-- available only this Friday.

This street is so cool.

The Caliphate Two.

Finally, I know how it feels to be stylish.