Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His face is so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!

I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.

- That's better. - That's better.

They're butchering the classics.

You're a really good cop. I'm proud of you.

- You're not really arresting me? - You have the right to remain silent.

Horse not wearing diaper.

I, like, totally won again.

Mom, I know your intentions are good.

That's it. There's too much corruption on this force. I quit.

You're cooking what for dinner?

Hurry it up with the cards, Lenny. I've got you clocked at two miles per hour.

I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private.

Cool! Will you bring me along when you do evictions?

All right, settle, people. People, settle.

I've had it up to here with your "dark humor"

HEY FELLAS, "TREBUCHET" ?! OO LA DE DAH, MR FRENCH-MAN!

Yes, indeed there is.

Forget the roads! When do we get our freaking guns!

This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!

I'm crossing over to deviled ham.

You missed the baby. You missed the blind man.

How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this!

So long. Gotta catch the 501.

Hey, hey! We've offended Herman.

Put that away. Radar guns give you cancer.

Gee, it's so glamorously decorated, I thought I was in Vegas.

Yes, of course you don't.