Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch!
How may we be of assistance?
If the Internet came back,
Ugh!
Remember, Anything’s a horn if you blow hard enough.
And then -- switch me -- B-b-back on again.
Wait! Maybe we should leave it unplugged.
Oh, well. We meant to.
No. No, you didn't.
- I got a splinter. - And Mr. Wilson got a splinter.
Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch!
They are escaping on some kind of wheeled mule.
Right.
Us
that we can make fire and clothe ourselves.
Wait a minute. Did he just hang up on me?