Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If only there were a middle way.

Let's just turn away.

Come on. What's wrong with it? Why won't it zoom?

Calm ye, calm ye, friends.

will that guy Gregg accept he's wrong,

He panicked and began to beg. "I'M no different from the other humans! I'm loaded with lice

and 14 pens, three of which work.

That's a map of Elmore!

and we will rule the world, and then, and only then,

Aw, heck, Donald. Turn your darn hearing aid back on!

But, ho, will you join us this day?

...that will get a retirement.

Um, look. What is it with everybody?

The satellites are offline. Who turned out the lights?!

Elmore Equitable's over-60s plan

No, we burn the books to stay warm.

Somehow, I thought this rescue attempt

Oh, I must have my safe search on.

I was the highest bidder on a set

There's billions of people using me every day.

Spying on other old people from behind trees.

which brings us to where we are today.

She's a witch! Dunk the witch!

But then, one day, technology became as dumb as people.

I, too, have kitchen towel.