Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Blue 42!
Chicks dig scars.
Get some sleep, kiddo.
How about For the price of free
...with 55 seconds left on the clock.
Let's go!
Bring back Falco!
Me: Stop Dropping shit
-We're the guards. -And we protect our quarterback.
Them cops were just jealous of the black man.
Come on.
And wax that motherfucker.
He ain't our problem no more. We gonna play football.
Only way Ben Stokes knows
-He's not nearly as lenient as I am. -On three, fellas.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You're a sinking ship. Don't drag her down with you.
Absolutely. Washington is playing like there's no tomorrow...
What do you think?
Winners always want the ball…
Get the ball!
I don't know if he has enough leg.
...stays with a man.
-Do I make myself perfectly clear? -Yes, sir.
What?
-Thanks. -No, really.
Out, out!
Coach I look like I just jacked off an Elephant!
Thanks Commish, you saved my ass
The worst thing we can give Nick Is Hope
You want it, you got it, scab!
My job.
SOD.
Get LAMB some stickem
That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself.
Keep them from scoring for 2 minutes
But what they didn't know...
First down, Washington.
That's his third of the game.
I’m bloody Welsh!
Red 21!
Blue 25!
-It does the body good. -You are one crazy son of a bitch.
I think he's smoking on the field.
Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf.
Green 95!
Kick-off!
-Cold! -Sorry, sorry.
I’m bloody Welsh
Just for the record...
Yeah, I was thinking I'd call AAA later or something.
-He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler.
Holy shit!
Thanks.
No questions asked.
What the hell?
Falco can't do that. You saw what happened yesterday.
What the...
Yeah.
Unnecessary roughness, Number 16 and Number 34.
Yeah, coach?
...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires.
-I don't want to ruin... -No, no, wait.
What's up, SKR?
...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners.
I'm sticking with Falco.
It's Detroit's ball with only a minute remaining.
-I'll whup a cop's ass! Believe it! -I'm a cop.
-Suck it up. -Come on!
Piss off!
Like spiders on the field?
I want total control of my team.
Final score: Washington 17, San Diego 16.
-Look at these yummy little monkeys! -Hello!
They haven't had a play yet and Falco's down.
Okay, all right.
Form a line here! Let's go seven on seven.
-Nice going! -You're killing me!
Football? Football
Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho
Having a little snacky-poo before the game?
...because there isn't.
...he is the best. The guy's got it all.
Shane Falco!
Why don't we join the others?
-What do you think of the new team? -It's great!
We'll stretch them right here.
Get a job, you wankers!
Praise his glory, John ! You praise his glory!
...gets 700 pounds off of eating this shit.
Randy, Content officer
No, Pussycats.
I'm wiry.
Shane Falco.
Is O'Neil gonna side with a burnout coach or someone who puts fans in the stands?
Anything else you're afraid of?
How are you doing?
"Punch 'em, hit 'em Make it last
The ball is like a one man cold to clifford franklin clifford franklin is the only one catching it, the only one coming down with it
Gorilla Glue: Not just for hair
ME TOO!
Field goal!
You should get some help to turn this back over.
The same.
Let's go! Come on!
A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy.
All I want to do is score one touchdown before I hang up my pads. That's it.
Start the ball! Get the ball off!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
...who want $8 million instead of $7 million. To hell with them.
...is hope.
"And I grew strong"
That's why girls don't play the game, coach.
-Did you see that? -That's a pretty good hit.
...that I actually have some girls with dance experience!
Clarky... Is lookin for a new Ho