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I'm here with Eddie Martel.

A group of poor nobodies who play to win. Not a bunch of bitchy millionaires

I'm talking to you!

Yeah, she's there! She's there!

You've got shit for brains, but you've got balls.

It's over.. Romo Crossed

You shouldn't have been trying to carry the whole team that first year.

Still first down.

What I had meant to say was "allegedly"...

Every athlete dreams of a second chance.

We don't stop the clock, it's over.

I'm back! I'm back!

"Slash 'em, slash 'em Cut 'em down

Ladies and gentlemen...

-Pork rice! -I'm Japanese, not Chinese!

Can somebody please cut that bullshit off?

Thanks Wolf! You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

I never even knew you could have your lips done.

I'm an All-Pro quarterback! I've got two Super Bowl rings!

I know you all have concerns about this Sunday.

Watch the wheel!

-Get to your spot. -Let's go, chopstick!

And you're afraid of blowing it.

Something seems to be going on in the huddle.

Clifford Franklin gets better looking every day.

Let's play some football !

-You're the man. -I'm the man!

It's a fake! Falco still has it! He's running with it!

Winners always want the Ball with the game on the line

Unless what they say about Martinez is true.

I mean, Martel...

That's not too much to ask.

While you guys are getting pounded by Dallas...

Myles, remember what I told you about red shirts in practice?

He's our quarterback.

-Falco, when's he coming? -Relax, he'll be here.

Okay, that's great, but I'm talking about what scares us on the field.

Now, that is a hit!

Will somebody please get this asshole out of here

Not on a football field.

-No one can beat Dallas with these losers! -I can.

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McGinty's gonna let Gruff try this field goal from 65 yards out!

Only a crazy son of a bitch Would relic hoth rebel scout

-Hey! -Clean it up! Let's go!

Hold the play clock.

...and another...

Touchdown, Detroit!

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I love you, man! What's happening?

...beneath the water, those feet are churning a mile a minute.

What the hell was that?

I knew it! I knew it all along!

Kick ass, Falco!

What the hell is that?

Welcome to professional football.

I never thought I'd say this, but...

-They'll murder him! -He's just getting his game back.

Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!

Why are we the only ones in this jail?

-You know who I am? -Yeah.

I think we got it.

Go ahead. I'm gonna lie here a moment and collect my thoughts.

Clifford Franklin's the only one catching it and coming down with it.

I'm the old houseboat next to it, covered in seagull shit.

Tell them to stop shaking their ass, for two minutes

-Heart. -I'm sorry?

Where'd McGinty get Rain Man? The Special Olympics?

Come on, Shane!

I'm very sorry.

I remember you from the '96 Sugar Bowl game.

Stop her from shaking her ass for two minutes!

This is a tough distance.

-It looks worse than it feels. -It looks like hell.

"I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

Bateman on that one. That was just a cheap shot.

...after a disastrous showing in the Sugar Bowl.

You're killing me!

That's the same story, different chapter.

Ancestry's down again

-He does some fancy work with the ball. -Weird.

-The mick's right. -I'm not a mick! I'm bloody Welsh!

I wish I could say something classy and inspirational...

Democrats They're wiry

...and the Emancipation Proclamation. Here come the scabs now!

-You're kidding me! -André got traded and they fell apart.

Get used to setting up on the run. Move fast, think even faster.

"It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

I knew I recognized you, man! I knew it!

Just jealous of the black man!