Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have a date.
We'll take them and try to put together a winning team.
...but it wouldn't be our style.
-There is? -Yup.
No, no. It's "wily"!
Can't we all just get along?
Come on, Shane!
Iceman! always Wants the Ball When the game is on the line
-Field goal, let's go! -Field goal.
That's why I have you.
...about the glory days of football.
A gain of 20 yards by Ray Smith. First down.
Yeah.
Which one's yours?
Hawk 9, Stay!
All right, let's go!
Why are you here, coach?
Thanks for coming by.
Blue 88!
He hit the deck just like that.
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
-That was great, thank you. -Thank you.
No what?
-Yeah, shoot. -Why me?
Did I do it? Did I score?
Ten-yard penalty. Repeat first down.
A walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football...
Understood?
Final score: Washington 20, Dallas 17.
Dallas has made a big mistake. They haven't been afraid of you.
Tell her to stop shaking her ass
-Bring it on. -It's coming.
Ravens need Flaco You've gotta have heart
The feels like the real life "Replacements"
Shane Falco.
JRP … QB1
Falco scores! Falco scores!
We've gotta pass. It's gotta be in the end zone.
-Feel like running the ball? -Better give it to Wilkinson.
Hell of a game that Sugar Bowl.
...l would've loved to have seen Martel get his ass kicked.
"Oh, no, not l I will survive
.
Take care.
You'll have to explain to me what that was about.
GTAs kids parents be like
Now we Rollin!
Let’s play Overwatch, bitch!
Such blatant disregard for money
Coach, don't say that.
Hawk 9, Stay!
"At first I was afraid I was petrified
Better?
I played one game in the pros, I blew out my knee and that was it.
I need a receiver!
Nice pop, Danny.
All right. So besides me, who really wants the ball?
That's right.
I can't get the damn cup off!
You can't do jack shit!
I'll take it. Congrats.
Your teammates leaned on you and you crumbled.
Welcome to Nextel Stadium, in our nation's capital.
Yeah.
Give me an E!
That forces a Dallas punt.
-Yeah. -Get on up.
If you don't want it, get the fuck out of here.
Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!
-What are you up to? -What?
-Blue 25! -Here comes the pain, baby!
...that could've blown the game for Washington.
Quicksand.
And you? How are you running after last night?
You went head-to-head with an $8 million quarterback.
If I'd wanted Cochran to have that ball, I'd have called it that way.
I look like I just jacked off an elephant!
Right, you idiot!
Let's play football, bitch!
Eagle over, cover four!
He's going to jail.
Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho
I need that win. Get me that win
Cheers, babe.
Yeah.
We only make $50 a game. Gotta pay the bills, right?
...the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago.
Let's play some football!
Really? Win three out of four with replacement players?
I'm scared of spiders, coach.
Yeah.
You're Jimmy McGinty.
Them cops was just jealous of the black man!
You want it, you got it, Scab!
Here. You see that white yacht with the satellite dish?
As long as the strike is on, Falco is my quarterback.
Wild yam.
Should make for a hell of a football player.
-That's not what I meant. -I'm afraid of spiders, too.
You know what separates the winners from the losers?
;) ;)
Clifford Franklin can't wait till tomorrow.
He's the luckiest guy here. At least he couldn't hear the booing today!
Start the ball on the play clock.
He's called "The Leg" because he can kick a soccer ball the length of the field.
Chaos scum Aka Darryn
Anybody here afraid of anything other than insects?
But tonight it'll be Martel leading Washington against Dallas.
Mavericks? Mavericks!
You're late.
Unbelievable!