Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It looks like things have gone real well for you since.

They're quitting on you!

...or soda pop or breakfast cereal...

Where are you going, Number 48?

Case in point: We don't have a quarterback, do we?

"from outer space

Jimmy McGinty is anything but a conventional guy.

I can't get excited about the future of my team?

But I've got to be able to communicate with him and how...

I'm Pat Summerall and with me, as always, is John Madden.

Chicks dig scars Glory lasts until next winter squads!

Winners always want the ball when the game's on the line.

-I'm going to sit with the deaf kid! -Jesus Christ!

It's been an honor to share the field of battle with you

You play professional football tomorrow.

That old coach from the '80s.

I'm gonna use replacement players.

I am D-Bob Now hit the showers. Including you, Ryan.

Soon as you finish getting a massage...

We ain’t missing this rave

With 12 seconds remaining...

Let's go, let's go!

We're gonna finish the season anyway.

How I feel when constantly putting on hand sanitizer

Next one, 74. Come on!

No, she won't mind.

Ric Flair will need (a surgically transplanted) heart, to get back into this game

They make you believe that you're better than you really are.

So, Annabelle, what do you, like, think of our friends?

You'll be fine.

-You know how I know that? -How?

Ready? Blue 42!

-Heart. -I'm sorry?

I can live with that.

You gonna be a funny man?

-That's to the left? -The right.

Go, from four. Hut!

Touchdown, Brian Murphy.

DC Right, Zig, 90 Eagle. You can do this.

Oh, shit! Earl Wilkinson, man! Oh, my God!

Not bad, Falco.

Clifford Franklin.

You're a real class act, Martel...

DONE, DONE, and DONE!!! Just like the line in the movie Replacements

I'll stick to the right side.

You'd have been All-Pro if you hadn't beat up them cops!

Okay, here we go.

Come on, Sumo boy. Let's see what you can do.

"Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle Tack, tack, tack

Suppose you don't feel good, or you're hurt.

False start on the offense.

Nice hit shane. Nice hit

That's some deep shit.

Michelle is like the one man cold I’m the only one catching it; I’m the only one coming down with it

Clifford! Twinkie!

Until you can't move.

Us babies need our rest.

Touchdown Gtroit

Let's play football! What do you say?

Shoprite West Caldwell

We're in a huddle! Double-slot zag, 88...

Washington goes to the playoffs!

This is to Shane Falco.

Time out Washington.

Nice hit, Shane!

We ain't losing this game.

You don’t get point for trying

My brothers, will somebody please get this asshole out of here?

what are you up to??

You're gonna pay for this!

I watched films of your games since the Sugar Bowl.

What the hell is he up to?

He's wiry. Nigel Gruff

-Way to go. You guys kick ass! -Thanks.

Alohamora! Spongify! Lapifors! Dragconifors! Depulso! Flipendo! Accio! Aveddra Kaveddra! Expelliarmus! Rictusempra!

I want it in writing.

"But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong

What's the matter, Jimmy?

-How are you? -Good.

Nice meeting you.

You could be part of something.

What's it gonna be?

...the drinks are on the house!

"Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore"

They have blatantly hired scabs...

It's all about money, folks, but isn't it always?

Tiredness ends. Chicks dig travel woes. Glory lasts forever.

Shotgun, DC Right.

...at 4 p.m. Eastern time.

Disney pixar's ratatouille

"Chokes with the game on the line." ls that what O'Neil said?

-You do know I got an atlas, bitch? -Really, gangster?

Do you have any idea what insurance costs on a Porsche Mother Fucker

No one's gonna tackle him.

Number 56 on the defense! Half the distance to the goal!

You've gotta have heart.

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