Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think those girls are playing a trick on me.

Well, I try to shield you from this kind of stuff, Peggy...

-Clear the floor, you two. -What? We're out?

from Tom Landry Middle School to Tom Landry Learning Space?

If a girl likes you, she buys you a carnation.

You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?

This place is so boring.

Of course, that was before Lenore started cheating on me.

We're out of Cool Whip? Oh, man!

Check out Bobby.

I'm at this store here buying shoes for my mom, man.

She will not say no.

There's always gonna be a special place in my heart...

Hey, Bobby. I gotta tell you, you're not gonna find happiness in there.

Connie, I’m your little motherfucking Mr. pickles

Look at my boy.

is to stay away from him.

(boy) Someone took my soda! Where's my soda?

This is your cuddle monster talking.

You think another pretty Asian girl is gonna move in next door?

I was just wondering if you'd be my date to Joseph's party.

My God! What happened to you?

Great. We're leaving Bobby alone for the first time.

Trippy McLeftfoot and his little gal, Clumsy.

So, Dale tells me Joseph's having a shindig.

and he's agreed to show Bobby some of his secrets.

Nothing. I did it all, as always.

-Pass it on. -Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go now.