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[birds chirping]
Hey, you wanna go wear hats and pretend we're mannequins?
He's not here. My folks went out on their Valentine's date.
and you know what he did on her driveway.
She didn't want to have anything to do with me.
[women chattering]
(girl) This will be really good. Come on.
You don't work here. Get away from my feet.
Bobby, it worked.
Burp
Man, you're gonna tell my.... My old secret, man.
Now that Connie and I broke up, I could end up like Joseph last year.
Bobby?
At least if you're feeling full, you're feeling something.
I would build her a beautiful cage and never let her out.
Mr. Dauterive, Connie and I broke up weeks ago.
I’m not single, I’m available
And don't let him know we asked you, even if it makes you feel important.
[crickets chirping]
But still, you don't want to look like some flowerless loser.
but that was made for woman, you know?
Hey, wait for me!
Yeah, man. Check it out, man.
If you want to give Joseph a flower, you better hurry while he still has room.
Well, I guess Boomhauer's secret isn't in housewares.
(girl #2) Thanks, Mom. See you later.
[sobbing]
Cupid is here. He's got one arrow left...
Turns out she was having one of those contests with her friends...