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Coaching like a Richard Hoover and his 9 Steps
and heres your epcot
[Chattering On P.A.]
Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne.
Fuck!
This is the voice of experience talking.
Fuck.
and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered-
[Clears Throat]
Please, it's only five minutes. [Chuckles]
We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys.
Yes, we're aware of that.
Don't show me the Darko progression charts. I don't want to see the f***ing DARKO progression charts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up a minute.
- Maybe-Try pulling it from under here. - No, no. Just leave it.
- Now, you're trying, right? - Yeah.
Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah. He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot...
I should be able to do what the fuck I want!
Let her finish!
- At Sunset Manor, you know- - If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn't have got kicked out.
[Richard] Now!
Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around.
Fuck a lot of liberal Christian women
[Infomercial Continues, Indistinct]
- [Grunting] - [Grinding Continues]
- Oh, music, right. - Yeah.
And when you're done with the paperwork, I'll be at the nurses' station.
Great. That's great.
Stan?
Good night, Dwayne.
- Olive. - That's a nice name.
[Sheryl] Help him. Come on!
Fucked. That's where it leaves us.
She has worked so hard. She's poured everything into this.
Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream?
You blew it. You're out.
- [Sheryl Screams, Laughs] - [Frank] No one gets left behind.
what did taina liccardo-toivola used to say? slyn! slyn!
- No, I can't get a signal out of this thing. - [Groans]
They said 3:00 sharp. They were very explicit. We can't cross these people. Trust me.
Really. I think we could learn something from Dwayne.
The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man- Larry Sugarman.
I don't want her to go on.
Bee Movie (2007) Bee Movie (2007)
[Audience Cheering]
- He's out filling the tank. He's, uh- - Oh. Yeah, there he is.
- Okay. - Okay, here's a 20. Get yourself a little treat too.
All right. We're back in business.
[Dwayne] Sometimes I just wish I could go to sleep till I was 18...
- [Sheryl] Pull over. - [Richard] I'm pulling over. All right.
That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.
.
and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins.
[Woman On Machine] Remember Olive was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine?
Um, Miss Jenkins? I- I can put 'em in the system.
Anyway, he, uh- he gets down to the end of his life...
Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you.
awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman.
[Woman] You stink!
[Richard] Come on, Dwayne. It'll be a lot of fun.
Please give a warm welcome to...
A report of death. An M.E. pink slip.
I am not working for these people next year. These people are crazy.
- [Sheryl] Richard, I swear to God- - It's true.
[Chuckles]
No one's heard of you. Nobody cares.
Everybody just pretend to be normal Litlle miss Sunshine
Well, they're skinny, I guess.
let's see if you can go 10 seconds without mentioning corona virus or you're grunded! ready go! hmmmmmm...... hmmmmmmmmm............. corona virus! right that's it you're grounded! and you're not having any viruses over for a week!
- [Screaming] - [Dwayne] Holy sh-
It's an A. Can't you see it? Right there.
- Okay? - Okay. Thanks. Bye.
- Then you should've been here by 3:00. - [Richard] Wait, wait.
- Grandpa? - Yeah. - Grandpa? - Yeah.
Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa.
Что за жизнь пошла что ни день то праздник
Jesus I’m tired
Um, I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa...
Dwayne has a goal. He has a dream.
toxic cheryl de coursey was abboooupper's boohoouoooboringboohpasorrento acoomennsonsis's bohouppering bowopering booiiooonoluloopantosiieikkkingkinikggkoyuoclosedeyesweaperingbohuwp wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
[Grandpa] Boy, I feel sorry for anybody...
[Dishes Clattering]
ultimate roomscape. the escape room center that's kinda the good quality.
Sarcasm is the refuge of losers
I am going to get something to drink. You want anything?
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? moana marsh and andrea cooper.
and I include myself in that category.
[Both Sobbing]
He has my cell number. Just to let me know we're on.
All I ask is...
I would say four dollars. Anything under four dollars.